Costco shoppers who park their cart next to the free sample stand, waiting for the next batch to be ready. Usually parking in such a way that blocks easy access to other carts, discouraging other sample seekers.
Amy: "Hey, we should go get some free samples."
Matt: "Nah, it's already surrounded by sample squatters."
Amy: "Let's go ram their carts!"
Matt: "Now you're talkin'."
Matt: "Nah, it's already surrounded by sample squatters."
Amy: "Let's go ram their carts!"
Matt: "Now you're talkin'."
by parallel_master September 25, 2017
Get the Sample Squatters mug.Opening such things as air freshners, lotions, nail polishes, or concealers, while in the store, to see if they smell good or the colors look good on you.
Well, I wasn't sure if the color was a good one for me, so I opened the bottle and painted a nail. I was redneck sampling it.
by Ms. ShawShaw March 01, 2011
Get the Redneck Sampling mug.Crack dealers like all drug dealers offer you a free taste of their product to get you hooked on its effects. Now everyday products are being referred to as crack because of its popularity or consumer reception causing a buying frenzy. Recently I even heard the use of "crack sample" being used to refer to the offering of intimacy by a newly formed couple to entice the other person (or spouse) to accept requests or allowed to be manipulated by the offering of the "intimacy crack sample"; very similar to being "whipped"!
Example 1:
Joe BagOfDoughnuts: "Hey Johnny don't worry this is just a crack sample, just taste it. If you don't like it its free anyway"!
CrackHead Johnny: "OMG that crack sample was da' bomb, I need more"!
Example 2:
Johnny Wishbone: "holy cow that dude hangs on her every word"!
Fred: "she must of given him a crack sample and he's working for more"!
Example 3:
Seamore: "holy cow Shimmy Sham those Justin Bieber tickets are selling like crack"!
Shimmy Sham: "too bad they're not giving crack samples away"!
Joe BagOfDoughnuts: "Hey Johnny don't worry this is just a crack sample, just taste it. If you don't like it its free anyway"!
CrackHead Johnny: "OMG that crack sample was da' bomb, I need more"!
Example 2:
Johnny Wishbone: "holy cow that dude hangs on her every word"!
Fred: "she must of given him a crack sample and he's working for more"!
Example 3:
Seamore: "holy cow Shimmy Sham those Justin Bieber tickets are selling like crack"!
Shimmy Sham: "too bad they're not giving crack samples away"!
by The Shimmy Sham January 23, 2013
Get the Crack Sample mug.A phrase used in MLG vines and videos. When there is an extreme bass drop or trickshot random things appear, sometimes including 'sample text'. Most of the time it has absolutely no meaning, it just takes up space like the wow guy or Mountain Dew and Doritos.
Person 1: you're stupid
Background: Random sh*t proceeds to appear, including seizure-inducing colors, mountain dew, Doritos, airhorns, the wow guy, snoop dogg, and the phrases "rekt, "ROASTED", and "Sample Text".
Background: Random sh*t proceeds to appear, including seizure-inducing colors, mountain dew, Doritos, airhorns, the wow guy, snoop dogg, and the phrases "rekt, "ROASTED", and "Sample Text".
by Lemon Fresh Bleach January 06, 2017
Get the sample text mug.a wonderful song by a wonderful band called phish. You should hear this song, it is better than anything.
"I wheeled around because I didn't hear what you had said, and saw you dancing with Elihu, up on Leemor's bed. I was foggy rather groggy, you helped me to my car, the binding belt enclosing me, a sample in a jar"
by hottie April 16, 2005
Get the sample in a jar mug.When the hospital asks you to pee in a small cup and then hand it to some person you don't know and never see what happens to it. Also refered to as Home Country Lemonade.
by Dayringer October 25, 2004
Get the urine sample mug.The act of sticking your finger up your own ass to gather a small amount of feces, then quickly administering it in an unsuspecting persons mouth. Think of a wet willy.
by Sampson Antfarm April 24, 2008
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