sample sneaker

When a sneaker company (ex. Adidas) makes a sneaker, but does not release it.
Cooper:"sample sneakers are custom sneakers made by random people."
Me:"No u fucking idiot. It's a brands unreleased sneaker."
by Mikey189 July 13, 2017
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Redneck Sampling

Opening such things as air freshners, lotions, nail polishes, or concealers, while in the store, to see if they smell good or the colors look good on you.
Well, I wasn't sure if the color was a good one for me, so I opened the bottle and painted a nail. I was redneck sampling it.
by Ms. ShawShaw February 13, 2011
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Self-Sampling

Verb- When a person proceeds to taste or eat they’re own fluids but usually in a sexual manner.
Mark blew a load onto Dina and her face and licked it off doing a little Self-Sampling
by Murphy M. MacMurphy November 28, 2019
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sample text

A phrase used in MLG vines and videos. When there is an extreme bass drop or trickshot random things appear, sometimes including 'sample text'. Most of the time it has absolutely no meaning, it just takes up space like the wow guy or Mountain Dew and Doritos.
Person 1: you're stupid
Background: Random sh*t proceeds to appear, including seizure-inducing colors, mountain dew, Doritos, airhorns, the wow guy, snoop dogg, and the phrases "rekt, "ROASTED", and "Sample Text".
by Lemon Fresh Bleach January 07, 2017
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sample in a jar

a wonderful song by a wonderful band called phish. You should hear this song, it is better than anything.
"I wheeled around because I didn't hear what you had said, and saw you dancing with Elihu, up on Leemor's bed. I was foggy rather groggy, you helped me to my car, the binding belt enclosing me, a sample in a jar"
by hottie April 17, 2005
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urine sample

When the hospital asks you to pee in a small cup and then hand it to some person you don't know and never see what happens to it. Also refered to as Home Country Lemonade.
Doctors love asking for urine samples, but what do they do with them?
by Dayringer October 26, 2004
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core sample

The act of sticking your finger up your own ass to gather a small amount of feces, then quickly administering it in an unsuspecting persons mouth. Think of a wet willy.
Last night I was fuckin' my bitch, then i gave her the ole' core sample. Bitch got pissed.
by Sampson Antfarm April 24, 2008
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