The act of drinking large amounts of non-alcoholic carbonated beverages. Usually used in reference to the drinking of flavored seltzers and club soda.
Duuuuude! He was shot gunning a liter of seltzer, totally getting spritzered! He thought he was like all G6 or something.
by Designer D July 13, 2011
Get the spritzeredmug. A golden shower on your face mixed with a hint of last week's period. A mixed drink served without a glass.
She was so horny after her period, she did not bother with the double. She sat on my face and gave me a "Golden Cherry Spritzer".
by CBHORNY April 10, 2022
Get the golden cherry spritzermug. Shitting in a spray bottle and filling it up with 3/4 water. You can heat it up in the microwave to make things interesting.
by hotandflustered January 19, 2014
Get the jolly spritzermug.