merk

The sound my dad makes when he snores. Now every time we want to say "Dad", we say "the merk-maker."
"The merk-maker's leaving s for his aunt's funeral.
by ufo May 03, 2005
mugGet the merkmug.

merk

to do something really well, to feel like you've done something really well.
i MERKED that exam!
by wexywebb June 14, 2009
mugGet the merkmug.

merk

While commonly meaning to severely injure someone, to merk can also mean to eat large quantities of food in a very short span of time, usually while under the influence of marijuana. Because of the effects of marijuana, one is usually unable to stop eating for quite some time, and substantial amounts of food can be eaten.

Merking is usually done to food which is delicious, but not particularly healthy for you. McDonalds, donuts, pancakes, ice cream, and other things of that nature.

Where as one usually merks food, one can also merk a kitchen, which simply means to eat everything in that kitchen.
"Haha, I can't believe we bought 4 dozen donuts and merked them all!"

"Um, sorry I merked half your kitchen last night, man."
by LaUltima July 27, 2009
mugGet the merkmug.

merk

A word used by idiots in an attempt to spell murk.

Mispellers often begin to flame you if you correct them on the spelling.
That guy got murked on for saying merked.
by schalkefan02 June 25, 2009
mugGet the merkmug.

merk

To merk somebody means you beat them in an mc clash.
When montana had a clash he tried desperately to merk the oppostion but failed miserably when he was booed of stage.
by likkkkklestar July 10, 2007
mugGet the merkmug.

Merked

Oh shit that motherfucker just got merked
by Niggaturtle69 August 09, 2019
mugGet the Merkedmug.

Merking

Comes from the root word "merk".
Means killing, beating, murdering, insulting, owning, pwning, etc.
*Playing a first person shooter*
Man, he's merking EVERYBODY!
by Ducez March 31, 2012
mugGet the Merkingmug.