look up any word, like swoll:
 
1.
an extension of the word "merked" or to "merk" someone. except in a cooler manner :)
"no blad you have been merkled!"
by jDOT! January 21, 2009
 
2.
Another word for being wasted on alcohol or drugs.
Fam I was merkled at that point.
by Judged_differently February 13, 2011
 
3.
to impose efficient, teutonic, christian conservative political policies through a bicameral, federal legislature.
yo, he angela merkled it!
by pimasecede May 03, 2011