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an extension of the word "merked" or to "merk" someone. except in a cooler manner :)
"no blad you have been merkled!"
by jDOT! January 21, 2009
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Another word for being wasted on alcohol or drugs.
Fam I was merkled at that point.
by Judged_differently February 13, 2011
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to impose efficient, teutonic, christian conservative political policies through a bicameral, federal legislature.
yo, he angela merkled it!
by pimasecede May 03, 2011
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