by Bush Mr G August 29, 2003

When you cum inside of your cheating girlfriend who 'secretly' fucks your friends and give her an STD. She then fucks your friends and gives them the same STD.
by meaty scrotum June 24, 2020

by Ian - Humphrey Wilder - C June 27, 2003

when a close female friend (strictly friends) that have never done anything sexually, gives you head, or blows u off but there are no feelings attached before or after .. Just a nice friendly gesture
Fred and Gina are life time friends who never thought about each other sexually. But one night Fred is horny and Gina decides to please him by giving him some friendly fire !!
by Lambruskie August 5, 2009

by some old bastard November 28, 2003

When your whore girlfriend is sucking you off and and you say your gonna cum and she points your dick directly at your face or upper body and you cum shot yourself. This can also happen during masturbation, hand job or sex.
by NMay2324 March 21, 2010

The inadvertent splash of one's own toilet-water one takes usually to the face and chest while deploying a plunger.
Chad: Hey man... what's that on your shirt?
Gordon: Took some friendly fire while I was plunging my turd this morning... sucks
Chad: Dooood…..
Gordon: Took some friendly fire while I was plunging my turd this morning... sucks
Chad: Dooood…..
by PAreal August 14, 2018
