4 definitions by PAreal
Inflammatory bowel response brought on by two or more days of heavy alcohol consumption paired with the ensuing drunken breakfasts
by PAreal July 27, 2018
When by virtue of her behavior it is unquestionably clear that a friend's or family member's young daughter is going to be a complete whore when she grows up. Typically a shared observation that one only verbalizes when another person is brave enough to broach the topic.
Paul: Hey man... have you and Bonnie had Robbie's daughter over to play with your daughter? How'd that go for you?
Gene: Yeah man it's alarming.... I gave Bonnie the whorecast on that one - I guess we'll see.
Gene: Yeah man it's alarming.... I gave Bonnie the whorecast on that one - I guess we'll see.
by PAreal October 11, 2018
The inadvertent splash of one's own toilet-water one takes usually to the face and chest while deploying a plunger.
Chad: Hey man... what's that on your shirt?
Gordon: Took some friendly fire while I was plunging my turd this morning... sucks
Chad: Dooood…..
Gordon: Took some friendly fire while I was plunging my turd this morning... sucks
Chad: Dooood…..
by PAreal August 14, 2018
This is the girl you only see when money's a little tight. She wears jeans, sneakers, and tee shirts 24-7 and loves Long John Silver's as much as you do.
Connor: Sup tonight T-Bone? Big weekend?
T-Bone: Nah man... I don't get paid until the 15th... probably just gonna hit up the convenience whore.
Connor: Word
T-Bone: Nah man... I don't get paid until the 15th... probably just gonna hit up the convenience whore.
Connor: Word
by PAreal October 11, 2018