Defecate deficit 

Constipated or bunged up.

'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'

Defecate deficit by Anonymous submissions January 4, 2017

defestroy 

thats what the editors at urban dictionary do when they destroy my hopes and dreams for my future when they defecate all over my submitted definitions

me: i hope the editors of urban dictionary dont defestroy my hopes and dreams by denying my submitted definitions.

5th grader : maybe they should volunteer to pay a few editors from Mensa International

defestroy by Jennni March 7, 2018

Defecacy 

1. An awful meal.
2. A food that literally tastes fecal.
3. A complex dish made with painstaking care but has catastrophically disappointing flavor.
4. Absolutely not a delicacy

The term is used so as not to offend the cook. Polite society tells us that it is rude to be brutally honest when asked how enjoyable a particular meal was. Polite society also tells us it is rude to correct someone's mispronounciation of a word. So, while you said "defecacy," he or she will think you meant "delicacy" but will be too polite to correct you. You can be honest say the meal tasted like a shit but the cook will believe you loved it. Everybody wins.

Q: "...So, did you like the chocolate-marshmallow & cheese meatloaf I made special just for you?"

A: "Uh - yeah, it was a real defecacy."

Defecacy by JEUNT November 11, 2009

toliet tank defecator 

Somebody who intentionally shits in the cistern (toliet tank).

You don't want to invite Tom to the kegger, because he is a habitual toliet tank defecator!

toliet tank defecator by Telephony January 4, 2011

Pierre Delecto 

a sex act involving a dressage horse on a car elevator

From the moment Mitt had a car elevator installed in his home, he fantasized about his wife agreeing to try a Pierre Delecto.

Pierre Delecto by DeathWaffle4432 October 23, 2019

defecate

Daily ritual of emptying ones bowels.

NOTE: Should only ever be performed on company time.

Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"

poop

defecate by fretbuzz August 30, 2016

shoe detective 

A person who is a master at identifying who's pooping in a public toilet just by recognizing their shoes.

"How'd he know I just took a shit?"
"He's a Shoe Detective"

shoe detective by Vince dogg January 17, 2007