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Bitch defect

Bitch defect is the act of giving birth to a mistake of a child, who grows up to be a little bitch.
"my child was a bitch defect. I caught him crying because he thought he locked himself in, when really the door was actually open and he was too weak to open it."
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mass defect

When people are being stupid in a group. Collective retardation.
The teacher explained mass defect for the class by showing them a video of cheering Trump supporters.

Dr. Goldberg: Don't forget the mass defect in your equation Doctor Johnson.
Dr. Johnson: Oh, so m=13.267ev-#YOLO+#KillAllWhiteMen then?
by SimTeXa August 10, 2016
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Defected

Ha
I am defected
by Rav6534 July 24, 2021
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defective typewriter

Rizzo: “I feel like a defective typewriter.”
Marty: “Huh?”
Rizzo: “I skipped a period.”
by Cowsforlunch August 22, 2022
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Store defective

Being mistaken for an employee of a store you are shopping in because you are wearing your work uniform.
"excuse me young man could you show me where the vagasil is?"

"ok, I don't work here. But I had to buy some for a friend recently it's in Aisle 5, bottom shelf"

A classic case of store defective.
by Gdubfunk August 22, 2011
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cost defective

The opposite of "cost effective"; money spent on projects which ultimately backfire or fail; spending money in an ill-advised manner.
Board Meeting Speaker: People, we need to get back to basics. We need to become thrifty again! So, the board has approved the purchase of new, more environmentally-friendly furniture to replace all of our existing furniture, which we just bought new six months ago. We're going to multi-task by going green and saving green simultaneously. As a side-note...no raises for the next 2 years to help implement our new thrifty phase. Comments anyone?

Sarcastic Attendee: Yeah, sounds very "cost defective" to me!
by chickypoo247 September 30, 2012
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Erection defection

When you've sniffed something a little bit much
by Sesh legend inguani August 25, 2019
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