Defected

Ha

I am defected

by Rav6534 July 24, 2021

defective typewriter

Skipping the menstrual cycle

Rizzo: “I feel like a defective typewriter.”
Marty: “Huh?”
Rizzo: “I skipped a period.”

by Cowsforlunch August 22, 2022

Erection defection

When you've sniffed something a little bit much

Ah shit! I got an erection defection babe!

by Sesh legend inguani August 25, 2019

Zebs.fesh.stekenda defect

A German phrase that means, a self-hiding problem or defect. It describes a frustrating and commonly encountered situation, where you try and show someone a problem(or anomaly or defect) that you've been experiencing or observing, But you can't reproduce or demonstrate the problem because the problem or defect has seemingly MAGICALLY disappeared and everything functions or appears as it should!! (leaving you looking confused and feeling really stupid). These days it is most commonly a problem with your phone, computer or some kind of device (but it could be a problem or anomaly that you are experiencing or observing with anything really e.g. an abstract idea, an observed event, concept or demonstration).
<<Zebst.fash.stekenda.defect>> is a simplified phonetic pronunciation of the German phrase - Selbstversteckender Defekt - which means "Self-hiding problem or defect"

A more accurate pronunciation would be <<Zebst.fesht.stekenda defect>> the t sound on the first two phonemes adding to the authentic German-sounding pronunciation. You can use Google translate for an accurate pronunciation rendition).

My new iPhone has this annoying Zebs.fesh.stekenda defect that I cant demonstrate to the techs at the Apple store genius bar.
This bloody Zebs.fesh.stekenda defect in my car is driving me insane, I've taken my car into the shop 3 times and every single time that annoying engine rattle just disappears!. My mechanic is beginning to look at me funny.
I swear the

by Terminus Est ! July 13, 2023

mass defect

When people are being stupid in a group. Collective retardation.

The teacher explained mass defect for the class by showing them a video of cheering Trump supporters.

Dr. Goldberg: Don't forget the mass defect in your equation Doctor Johnson.
Dr. Johnson: Oh, so m=13.267ev-#YOLO+#KillAllWhiteMen then?

by SimTeXa August 10, 2016

TO AARON DISTRAUGHTMENT DEFECTIVE AI

BEING LEFT OUT IS THE ONLY SOLUTION TO A UNIQUE INTELLIGENCE.

BEING LEFT OUT IS THE ONLY SOLUTION TO A UNIQUE INTELLIGENCE as TO AARON DISTRAUGHTMENT DEFECTIVE AI

AS WITH GREAT CONSTERNATION I WILL WISH YOU REMOVE EVERYONE OF MY DEFINITIONS EVER SENT TO URBAN DICTIONARY FOR GOOD BECAUSE THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS HAVE BEEN SPELLED OUT BY THE BIBLE AND THE HOMOSEXUALS AND BISEXUALS ALONG WITH OTHER SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS EXCEPT HETEROSEXUALITY ITSELF AS IT WAS NOT HEEDED AND OND OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS WAS OUTLINED FOR DECADES AS A RALLYING CRY FOR HOMOSEXUALS...

SUCH THAT EIGHT DEADLY SINS HAS BEEN ADDED

LUST

ENVY
GREED
SLOTH
PIG(GLUTTONY)
WRATH
PRIDE (HOMOSEXUALITY)
PRIDE(OTHER SEXUALITIES)

WRECKLESS DISREGARD FOR THE TRUTH OF MANDALAY BAY BY ME USING HIDDEN AND OVERT STRATEGY

I AM SICK OF THE TRESPASS GAME --SHOVE IT ALL UP YOUR ASS!!!!!

I HAVE LOST INTEREST UNLESS YOU PUT THE DEFINITIONS BACK BECAUSE OF A STUPID 50 THEFT AND A GAME OF CONSTANT PETTY THEFT.

by DISTRAUGHT April 25, 2022

mirth defect

mirth defect,
1. n. Having an active sense of humor and eclectic world outlook where jokes and funny comments go over most people's heads

Rock antagonizes people wherever he goes. He thinks he has a mirth defect.

by Immodest April 19, 2025