erection defection

When an erection becomes so hard it won't go down until you do something about it

Yooo broo..... I got an erection defection last night..

by Pp erectus July 9, 2019

TO AARON DISTRAUGHTMENT DEFECTIVE AI

BEING LEFT OUT IS THE ONLY SOLUTION TO A UNIQUE INTELLIGENCE.

BEING LEFT OUT IS THE ONLY SOLUTION TO A UNIQUE INTELLIGENCE as TO AARON DISTRAUGHTMENT DEFECTIVE AI

AS WITH GREAT CONSTERNATION I WILL WISH YOU REMOVE EVERYONE OF MY DEFINITIONS EVER SENT TO URBAN DICTIONARY FOR GOOD BECAUSE THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS HAVE BEEN SPELLED OUT BY THE BIBLE AND THE HOMOSEXUALS AND BISEXUALS ALONG WITH OTHER SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS EXCEPT HETEROSEXUALITY ITSELF AS IT WAS NOT HEEDED AND OND OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS WAS OUTLINED FOR DECADES AS A RALLYING CRY FOR HOMOSEXUALS...

SUCH THAT EIGHT DEADLY SINS HAS BEEN ADDED

LUST

ENVY
GREED
SLOTH
PIG(GLUTTONY)
WRATH
PRIDE (HOMOSEXUALITY)
PRIDE(OTHER SEXUALITIES)

WRECKLESS DISREGARD FOR THE TRUTH OF MANDALAY BAY BY ME USING HIDDEN AND OVERT STRATEGY

I AM SICK OF THE TRESPASS GAME --SHOVE IT ALL UP YOUR ASS!!!!!

I HAVE LOST INTEREST UNLESS YOU PUT THE DEFINITIONS BACK BECAUSE OF A STUPID 50 THEFT AND A GAME OF CONSTANT PETTY THEFT.

by DISTRAUGHT April 25, 2022

Store defective

Being mistaken for an employee of a store you are shopping in because you are wearing your work uniform.

"excuse me young man could you show me where the vagasil is?"

"ok, I don't work here. But I had to buy some for a friend recently it's in Aisle 5, bottom shelf"

A classic case of store defective.

by Gdubfunk August 22, 2011

mass defect

When people are being stupid in a group. Collective retardation.

The teacher explained mass defect for the class by showing them a video of cheering Trump supporters.

Dr. Goldberg: Don't forget the mass defect in your equation Doctor Johnson.
Dr. Johnson: Oh, so m=13.267ev-#YOLO+#KillAllWhiteMen then?

by SimTeXa August 10, 2016

Zebs.fesh.stekenda defect

A German phrase that means, a self-hiding problem or defect. It describes a frustrating and commonly encountered situation, where you try and show someone a problem(or anomaly or defect) that you've been experiencing or observing, But you can't reproduce or demonstrate the problem because the problem or defect has seemingly MAGICALLY disappeared and everything functions or appears as it should!! (leaving you looking confused and feeling really stupid). These days it is most commonly a problem with your phone, computer or some kind of device (but it could be a problem or anomaly that you are experiencing or observing with anything really e.g. an abstract idea, an observed event, concept or demonstration).
<<Zebst.fash.stekenda.defect>> is a simplified phonetic pronunciation of the German phrase - Selbstversteckender Defekt - which means "Self-hiding problem or defect"

A more accurate pronunciation would be <<Zebst.fesht.stekenda defect>> the t sound on the first two phonemes adding to the authentic German-sounding pronunciation. You can use Google translate for an accurate pronunciation rendition).

My new iPhone has this annoying Zebs.fesh.stekenda defect that I cant demonstrate to the techs at the Apple store genius bar.
This bloody Zebs.fesh.stekenda defect in my car is driving me insane, I've taken my car into the shop 3 times and every single time that annoying engine rattle just disappears!. My mechanic is beginning to look at me funny.
I swear the

by Terminus Est ! July 13, 2023

Flatuality Defect

A personality defect that is characterized: by the unwelcome act of a re-occurring toot. AKA anal flatulence. The inappropriate and excessive protrusion of methane gases through rectum expulsion.

To sit next to a fellow passenger, or person for an undisclosed spell of time who openly passes wind (or farts) at regular intervals, causing undue stress and unnecessary nasal inhalation to the neighboring party.

EG, he's got major Flatuality Defect
or He's open with his flatuality

by Katie G & Jill D July 26, 2009

Galvanised Steel Defects and Causes in Galvanised Coatings-Tanya Galvanizer.

Hot Dip Galvanizing process is a work that comes with numerous types of defects. Today we will be discussing and explaining the causes of defects and variations that arise in its appearance.
The detail listing for these Galvanised Steel Coating are listed below. Let us get to know about them in-depth.The Following are the few defects in galvanized steel coatings:
1.Ungalvanized Weld Areas
2.Dark Staining Adjacent to Welds
3.Dull Gray or Mottled Coatings
4.Dross Pimples/Inclusions
5.White Storage Staining
6.Ash Staining

Galvanised Steel Defects and Causes in Galvanised Coatings-Tanya Galvanizer.

by Tanya Galvanizer January 23, 2023