Retard Defect Disability

When one can't remember things and or has trouble with identification. It become very hard for a person with this disability to handle serious situations. Often times the person is not aware of his or her defect. Five in every ten people are born with this disability.

"What did I say yesterday about not touching my food?"

"I don't remember!"
"It's that Retard Defect Disability that you have."
"That's not a real disability."

by JakeRandom Ness August 13, 2011

defective typewriter

Skipping the menstrual cycle

Rizzo: “I feel like a defective typewriter.”
Marty: “Huh?”
Rizzo: “I skipped a period.”

by Cowsforlunch August 22, 2022

Bitch defect

Bitch defect is the act of giving birth to a mistake of a child, who grows up to be a little bitch.

"my child was a bitch defect. I caught him crying because he thought he locked himself in, when really the door was actually open and he was too weak to open it."

by Aiko tanakas biggest fan May 06, 2018

Defected

Ha

I am defected

by Rav6534 July 24, 2021

Defect

Ryan’s S14 has a green sticker

Ryan is a defect therefore his S14 is defective

by Tyrone.w3st June 25, 2023

mass defect

When people are being stupid in a group. Collective retardation.

The teacher explained mass defect for the class by showing them a video of cheering Trump supporters.

Dr. Goldberg: Don't forget the mass defect in your equation Doctor Johnson.
Dr. Johnson: Oh, so m=13.267ev-#YOLO+#KillAllWhiteMen then?

by SimTeXa August 10, 2016

sexually defective

People who roll bowling balls down a slide into their testicles.

THAT FUCKING SEXUALLY DEFECTIVE ROLLED A RETARDED BOWLING BALL INTO MY FUCKING *cough cough* THE TESTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by xX 44100 Xx March 15, 2021