6 definitions by DeathWaffle4432

Pierre Delecto

a sex act involving a dressage horse on a car elevator

From the moment Mitt had a car elevator installed in his home, he fantasized about his wife agreeing to try a Pierre Delecto.

by DeathWaffle4432 October 24, 2019

Listeningish

Listening while multi-tasking, especially video games or anything on ESPN

Karen explained, in great detail, why she was upset. Jim was listeningish while playing Fortnite

by DeathWaffle4432 May 25, 2023

Karentastrophe

The result of two or more Karens being offended at the same time in the same place

The inadvertent switching of scrambled eggs with no pepper to table 5 and scrambled eggs with "just a little" pepper to table 6 resulted in the Le Peep manager squarely in the middle of a Karentastrophe.

by DeathWaffle4432 November 28, 2022

Hypofuckism

a medical disorder in which you have no more fucks left to give

Anderson: "I've had it with people that refuse to wear masks. I literally have no more fucks left to give."

Sarah: "I'm concerned that you are developing hypofuckism. It's unhealthy to be so fuck-deficient. You should see a specialist."

Anderson: "Actually, hypofuckism can be a good thing."

by DeathWaffle4432 November 26, 2020

Billionaire Smoothie

The result of a martial arts fight between two billionaires if it were held in a carbon fiber tube on the bottom of the Atlantic instead of a Las Vegas octagon

The most shocking part of the undersea cage match was not who won, but that both were instantly transformed into a billionaire smoothie after the catastrophic structural failure of their uncertified submersible.

by DeathWaffle4432 June 28, 2023

NTV

No Trump Voters

Tyler: “I’ve got a strict NTV dating rule."

Josh: "Aww come on man. What does politics have to do with finding love?"

Tyler: "I’m serious. I don’t even want to talk to them. Certainly not going to buy them dinner. Look, I don’t even want to get in their pants."

by DeathWaffle4432 November 26, 2020