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a small, pre-pubescent, very white male who thinks that they are ghetto and gangsta, likes wearing oversized red shirts everyday, and occasionally purple ones
Murph likes to burn his planna fo twenny dollas, man dats shit stanky.
murph by murphymurph November 16, 2007
(Verb)murph is another word to express the emotions of getting screwed over or turned down. It can also be used expressed in anger , or to treat unfairly or harshly. Murph can also be used as a figure of speech to get rid of or to ditch.
(Adj) Murph can also be used on its own, to express anxiouty , anger or disstress.
(Noun)Describing someone or something that screws or screwed over, messed up or destroyed a certain (noun) item, possesion or siduation.
Boy: Lets go out tonight.
Girl: Sorry, i have other plans
Boy: What a Murph!!
or
Boy:I just got murphed
or
Boy:murph this chick.
or
Boy: She murphed the whole siduation.
murph by Vicky Azrak January 7, 2008
To Squirt onto a persons face, laugh at them, and walk away.
Claud murphed me pretty nasty with the sun tan lotion the other day.
Murph by WCS May 8, 2006
One who is negative or pescimistic. (Abbreviated for Murphys Law stating all that can go wrong will go wrong suggesting that a Murph abbides by this rule.)
Man the glass is always half empty with Sharon.
Yea Shes a total Murph.
Murph by ognjen October 5, 2005
One who would rather stalk a girl and become best friends forever with her, than hang out with his friends
"Why isnt Bob sitting with us" "He's being a murph with that smut over there"
murph by Snyder September 25, 2005
Its when you take a dirty great big shit!
I am gona have to go and have a murph, got a serious turtle head.
murph by Jim Hand April 15, 2007