Computer 

A machine used for porn and facebook

Come look at porn then check your facebook (computer)

Computer by frankthekill July 6, 2011

computer 

A tool designed to accelerate, and automate, errors.

My computer accelerated, and automated, errors on itself!

computer by Chronomein October 5, 2005

Computer 

A device that computes, especially a programmable electronic machine that performs high-speed mathematical or logical operations or that assembles, stores, correlates, or otherwise processes information.

a Computer, PC, Laptop, Notebook, PDA

Computer by Ben9534 January 18, 2006

Computer 

machines that are going to take over the world soon.

computers are getting better and dangerous

Computer by dickhead1111 July 3, 2009

Computer 

The machine that allows you to create anything you want... But virtually... (That means you'll never have it)

Look at this gorgeous womanon the screen ... How "flat" is she !!!

Computer by LodLuT November 5, 2003

computer 

A machine which calculates data and performs commands given to it by a person who uses it.

Computers are now a part of human society.

computer by AYB March 10, 2003

computer 

wireless internal fire-powered item

computer nerd: i got my super-power-w-i-f-i-computer
English nerd: wow a wireless internal fire-powered item so splendid!
computer nerd: it only cost 50$
English nerd: OK...
computer nerd: PC computer i am using and i also have a laptop computer

computer by cohenPirate June 15, 2018