Swag

The most annoying fucking word you will ever hear.

Guy 1: Yo, I got total swag
Guy 2: (Smashes Guy 1's head with a hammer)

by Someperson3435 April 20, 2013

swag

the exact opposite of my dad

me: you aren’t swag

father: yes i am >:’(

by Kazuichi souda kinnie March 16, 2021

Swag

A meaning less, pointless word. Made to define your outfit and appearance as "cool"

yo man you have a lot of swag today
yeah man I just woke up with swag
swag?

swag

by 2005 January 08, 2015

Swag

An inherent ability to sexually attract others which is generally non-conforming to what popular culture resorts to when attempting the same. An attitude, look, and way of carrying oneself which draws attention to that individual on a gluttural level, bypassing the conscious mind of the observer. In need of some serious and prolonged fucking.

I can't put my finger on it but that chick's got serious swag.

by Noapologies December 03, 2014

swag

s.w.a.g. (noun/acronym)— the one thing everyone wants; sex with andrew garfield.

1–“man, andrew garfield is so hot”
2–“i’d have swag every day man”

by ShivacadoeHolland December 27, 2021

Swag

Those faggot queer people who wear basketball shorts, nike shirts, those shitty elite socks, and those gay basketball shoes. Usually plays basketball and thinks he's a ladies man although hes probably a gaybo in disguise. Generally one of those people who says they fucked your mom when you beat them in Call of Duty.

Swag: "I FUCKED YOUR MOM YOU BITCH!"

Person: "You must be a Swag."

by Long-Sleeve Pants November 29, 2014

Swag

It means "Secretly We are Gay" It's a group made in the 60's

Guy 1 : I got that swag
Guy 2 : That means Secretly We Are Gay Dumbass
Guy 1 : Shit.

by SpaceChicken June 12, 2017