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something horrible, discusting, sick.
Guy1: I smell my socks.
Guy2: Arhh mate thats rank.
by ~*OnEiLlChIC*~ May 01, 2004
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Something/someone poor, gross, ugly, "ew".
The blanket on Roseanne's couch is rank.

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something which is 'rank' is disgusting - for example it may be used with reference to food or smells or mental images.
'aw, man, that's rank'
by coffeeblonde November 22, 2004
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something completely nasty, dirty or gross
Bob: "dude do you smell that? i think its comin from the cafeteria"

Rob: "oh man that shit smells rank"
by Mint1 November 18, 2009
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A complimentary opinion, as in, "it ranks highly", though the adverb (such as "highly") is deliberately left out. Used mostly when lauding a visual or musical work of art.
"The Beatles' 'Rubber Soul' ranks."

"'Star Wars' ranks."

"His guitar-playing ranks."

by Henry Blankett August 12, 2008
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walking in to a toilet after someone has done a very smelly shit you would comment(fucking hell thats fucking rank you smelly twat)
by mick nicholson August 06, 2007
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Maxime's underwear is fucking rank
by mpred May 28, 2010
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