goldfish

Women who look totally gnarly in the morning, nothing like they did the night before. Comes from the look of sunken eye sockets and makeup-less eyes making them bulge out of the head like goldfish.

"Veronica has a tight body, but damn! She's such a goldfish in the morning."

goldfish by Sugarpuss December 9, 2008

Goldfish

to give a male oral pleasure unenthuiastically, or badly. Resembles the monotonous mouth action of a goldfish breathing.

"I wasnt all that impressed by Bobby, so I just gave him the Goldfish and went home."
..or
"If you're going to just give me the Goldfish, I'm going to go in the other room and take care of things myself"

Goldfish by SeriouslyLiz June 13, 2008

Goldfish

Someone that catfishes gold diggers pretending to be a sugar baby so they can get money.

The only reason she has so many clothes is because she’s a goldfish

Goldfish by clownery_bitch May 24, 2020

Goldfish

A fish that can gorw to be 6 inches that is often put in 2 gallon bowls, where ignorant karens dont do water changes, add filters or even just give them a 10 gallon tank (which still isnt enough, but far better then a fucking bowl). These ignoranuses go on facebook, asking why their goldfish died. Goldfish are great pets that do great things. Get a goldfish.

Guy 1: Why did my goldfish die?
Guy 2: That guy is in a bowl, has no filter and, by how low the water level is, i can see you dont do water changes.
Guy 1: So?
Guy 2: Thats why they died. Give your goldfish a 30 gallon tanl, with an additional 20 gallons for every other goldfish, get them a nice filter, do weekly water changes, and they will be your best friend!
Guy 1: But the guy at petco said they were fine!
Guy 2: Dont listen to big box pet store employees. They dont care about the pets, they care about their money. Lets go shopping together and get you your new pet!
Guy 1: Thanks for the info, lead the way!

Goldfish by rhmfan July 15, 2021

goldfish

To practice a drill or to play against a very easy opponent, so easy you might as well be playing against nobody at all.

"Wow, Corey just got 300 passing yards in that game against Miami!"
"Yeah, but Miami can't defend a passing game to save their lives. He was just goldfishing out there"

goldfish by J. Raja September 22, 2005

Goldfish

Your typical consumer of social media.

The goldfish typically sits inside their fishbowl for hours looking at all the other goldfish sitting inside their fishbowls. They posting the same shit day after day until they are found floating dead on the water, which is their own salty tears

Goldfish by DevoSpaz December 14, 2017

goldfish

someone who doesn't matter, a boyfriend

Lambo- Hey girl, you are super times can I holla at you?

Co Co Pipes- I'm sorry I have a boyfriend.

Lambo- Oh, I have a goldfish.

Co Co Pipes - what?

Lambo - Oh I thought we were on the subject of things that dont matter.

goldfish by Co Co Pipes September 30, 2010