SeriouslyLiz's definitions

perculate

the growling and gas build-up in one's guts prior to needing to take a huge or greesy shit.

Dude, I gotta get home. I'm startin' to perculate!!

by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008

Goldfish

to give a male oral pleasure unenthuiastically, or badly. Resembles the monotonous mouth action of a goldfish breathing.

"I wasnt all that impressed by Bobby, so I just gave him the Goldfish and went home."
..or
"If you're going to just give me the Goldfish, I'm going to go in the other room and take care of things myself"

by SeriouslyLiz June 13, 2008

Goldfish

Someone you do not view in any kind of sexual way. A plotonic friend. Someone you wouldnt want to picture naked.

Dont tell me about Jerry and Kate doing it!! They fucking Goldfish!

by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008

filthy willy

Similar to a <wet willy>. The diffrence being the moisture on the finger being inserted into one's ear canal is not saliva but instead male seminal fluid from the vagina post intercourse.

I snuggled with Billy after sex as just as he fell alseep I gave him the filthy willy. BOW!!

by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008

cheet-toes

fat or puffy toes, resembling a cheese puff.

"Girl, you shouldnt where those sandals. Look at those cheet-toes!"

by SeriouslyLiz June 13, 2008

poocoso

someone who get fecal matter on their finger and smears it on something.

I gotta go wash the walls again, Helen.
My little Johnny is quite the Poocoso.

by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008

Copple

To engage in sex. To copulate. Can used with "ed" and "ing" suffixes.

Ooh! Look at those squirrels copple!!
or
Sorry I didnt answer the phone Bill and I were coppling.

by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008