ejectile dysfunction 

noun
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.

1. Enrique: How was the sex with Josefina last night man?
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!

ejectile dysfunction by Jorgitooo May 9, 2010

hairectile dysfunction 

When a man get cant his hairdo up.

I ran out of hair gel. I got freaking hairectile dysfunction man!!!

hairectile dysfunction by scrollocked April 5, 2009

Reptile dysfunction

When you can't get your lizard to stand up.

He never had a reptile dysfunction until he reached 70.

Reptile dysfunction by plasmacobalt June 23, 2009

erectile dysfunction 

polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm

I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.

erectile dysfunction by Jake February 1, 2004

pornlovian erectile dysfunction 

Pornlovian erectile dysfunction is the Pavlovian effect with increasing tolerance to pornographic material on bio-mental arousal fuctions..functions

He watched so much porn dredged from the murky hulls of the DarkNet, he had full blown Pornlovian erectile dysfunction

pornlovian erectile dysfunction by Freyjawired August 5, 2018

Projectile dysfunction 

When you're playing darts but your shots won't stick on the board.

I was at the bar last night but it didn't work out well, I had projectile dysfunction.

Projectile dysfunction by Art.Vandelay September 24, 2012

Texticle Dysfunction 

To have difficulties text messaging either due to a jacked up cell phone, network, or just plain sore fingers.

I couldnt text message any of my friends all day long. My phone was not sending any of my text messages. I had a serious case of texticle dysfunction.

Texticle Dysfunction by Railin' October 3, 2008