by dannyfoskey February 07, 2003
The art of keeping things legit. This is "cool" at a way higher excelsior level, beyond human comprehension. Many know of it's premise but only few are capable of keeping a constant mindset of "Maintain." Derived from The Puddin' Thou Art Maintains, maintain has attained thousands of constituents across the globe.
by Puddin' Maintains December 06, 2010
Jane had a date with Timmy on Friday night; on Thursday, she took a long, hot shower and maintained what had become her forested guntal area.
by Ronald V. Mexico July 24, 2008
v. to successfully keep up with the psychological and physical demands of a drug habit, but to do no more than that.
by porkupine April 04, 2010
To make a token phonecall or some other token effort to show your lady that you are always thinking of her whilst embarking on a 24 hour session.
by deathbygirth April 07, 2004