maintain

To keep your composure even in the most adverse and drunken circumstance.

Dude I need to maintain or I won't make it to the next bar.

by dannyfoskey February 7, 2003

maintain

v. to successfully keep up with the psychological and physical demands of a drug habit, but to do no more than that.

"how you doing?"

"maintaining, I guess"

by porkupine April 4, 2010

maintain

To make a token phonecall or some other token effort to show your lady that you are always thinking of her whilst embarking on a 24 hour session.

Fancy another beer mate?
Err yeah but give me a minute. I need to maintain while I'm still capable

by deathbygirth April 7, 2004

maintaining

keeping your cool no matter what happens. used in keeping a certain way about you.

"maintaining rock-on status"

by filter January 25, 2005

Maintainer

A highly skilled Airman charged with the task of fixing what a pilot does to a perfectly good aircraft.

That maintainers gonna be pissed when we bring this plane back in.

by J.Z. 1 June 3, 2009

maintaining

1. (v.) to be of sound mind; to have a situation under control.

"All of my bills are overdue, but I'm maintaining."

by Tak October 8, 2001

Maintain

To trim and/or shave one's pubic hair.

Jane had a date with Timmy on Friday night; on Thursday, she took a long, hot shower and maintained what had become her forested guntal area.

by Ronald V. Mexico July 24, 2008