burgle

to stick thumb or hand up someones cheese hole....usually with there pants on ...not literaly in the hole....

Man i burgled the hell outa her and made her scream...her butt cheeks were clenched so tight.

by Avery December 5, 2003

Burgle

To vomit, or to throw up.

David burgled all over my car's upholstery.

by Friskaburger June 18, 2003

burgle

To steal one's hamburger

Jessica burgled my big 'n tasty and i had to settle for a big mac.

by Logan February 1, 2005

burgle

To steal something then sodomize it

Guy one:" I read in the paper about some dude burgeling a cat"

Guy two:" That's hot."

Guy one: "What is wrong with you man? That's not hot... it's super hot."

Guy two:"mhhmmmm,burgle."

by captiancrappy October 15, 2010

Burgle

(Short for bum gurgle) When one's anus emits a gurgling sound due to excessive moisture.

After I jizzed in her blurta, she let out a burgle.

Oh man I got the trots, I was burgling all morning!

by Seeney May 12, 2006

Burgle

bur·gle (bûrgl)
tr. & intr.v. bur·gled, bur·gling, bur·gles
To embarrass someone with an unwanted photo, joke, or video. To torment verbally. To take without owner's consent;

"Jack burgled Jill, then burgled again by telling everyone about the burglary"

by The Burgleman January 22, 2012

burgle

To break into a house, car, etc. Comes from the word "burglar"

Evalyn had to burgle into her house because she couldn't find the key.

by Mason November 26, 2004