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Moisture 

MOOOOOOOOIST
Moistured dad
Wet grandad
Soaked uncle
Saturated aunt
Soggy mum
Juice covered cousin
Moisture by Vonscrunchyplump November 27, 2017

Moisture 

Uzair Tariq is the definition of moisture
Moisture by Nigga Penis August 20, 2021

Moisture 

Is the same as humidity (and is hot)
There’s a lot of moisture in Texas
Moisture by M. H. M April 19, 2024

moisture farm 

A social media profile where seemingly every post is a thirst trap, so much so that the casual observer is unable to tell if it may be run by a bot.
Wait, do you actually know this guy? He followed me on insta but his feed is such a moisture farm I thought it was fake.
moisture farm by LanceATX June 4, 2018

moisture muffin

When a womans pubic jungle is shaved in a circular patch directly above her whispering eye; resembling a muffin.
Frank-"Wow Kathy, what do you do to keep your moisture muffin lookng and smelling so fresh?"
Kathy-"Douche."
moisture muffin by Jorts McVagisil December 3, 2009

moisture meter

A 10 point FDA certified scale of vaginal moisture. 1 being equivalent to the Sahara Desert and 10 being Niagra Falls.
My girl about drowned me last night. She was totally a 10 on the moisture meter.
moisture meter by Coco Sean August 3, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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