Top Definition
Slang for the hair on a woman's upper legs, stomach, and back.
Guy to a red haired girl: So, does the carpet match the drapes?
Red haired girl: Yeah. But not the upholstery.

(Thanks xkcd!)
by Tanaka Mushi November 24, 2008
Slang/meme for Armpit hair

Started by xkcd
I'd prefer a girl with ZERO upholstery
by annhltr November 23, 2008

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