Procrasturbating 

Wasting time by masterbating.

My girl caught me "procrasturbating" this morning.

Procrasturbating by Troutist May 7, 2013

Procrasturbating 

procrastinating because of masturbating

I should have been writing my literature essay, but I was procrasturbating.

Procrasturbating by blackbluerose November 23, 2010

Procrasturbating 

The act of getting incredibly excited about some project, creation or invention, usually to someone at a pub, bar or party, that deep down you know you may never even begin, let alone complete.

They spent another Saturday evening at The Town Hall Hotel procrasturbating about their film script.

Procrasturbating by Napoleon Hangover July 13, 2009

Procrasturbating 

To kill time by masturbating.

Guy 1: So insteed of studying for my exam on Saturday, I'm watching porn...

Guy 2: Wow, you must really be Procrasturbating.

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Procrasturbating by DbZ_smash May 7, 2010

Procrasturbating 

The act of jerking off as a way of putting off schoolwork or other shitty, unpleasant tasks.

He could have finished his projects but he spent all of his time procrasturbating.

Procrasturbating by Procrastibator69 June 19, 2011

Procrasturbating 

Tweaking so hard you're procrastinating masturbation.

I'm so sexually frustrated. I did a bunch of tweak last night and meant to get off but I ended up procrasturbating on Wikipedia instead.

Procrasturbating by The Philosocologist March 10, 2015

procrasturbating 

when you lowkey horny but you tell yourself you’ll beat your schmeat later.

i am procrasturbating right now.

procrasturbating by uncreativepseudonym January 17, 2021