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The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating.
1) Last night was awful; I had a sumative essay to finish, but I spent all my time procrasterbating!

2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'
#masturbating #procrastinating #wasting time #procrastorbating #wank
by Danp January 29, 2007
Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourselfwhile pressing matters await.
I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasterbating.
#lazy meatbeating #spoonish #spanking your raymond #bucking yourself #handeling your beck
by Greek anaconda February 03, 2010
Masturbating when there are important things to be done, or deadlines to meet.
I didn't finish my report because I was procrasterbating.
#procrasterbate #procrasterbation #profaptinate #profaptinater #profaptination
by Uh...Fred? November 12, 2011
Verb to 'procrasterbate'= To masterbate or 'have a wank' to pass the time when you are supposed to carry out another task.
"Hey Dom hows the job-hunting"
"haven't done any yet been procrasterbating over anything remotely sexual all day"
#wank #procrastinate #porn #masterbate #lazy
by Dom 'word smith' myers May 05, 2010
The act of procrastinating your nut during masturbation by taking short breaks in between strokes.
Guy 1: Dude! Hurry up and come to the mall. Stop procrasterbating!
Guy 2: Sorry dude I'm a serious procrasterbator. You know this.
#procrastinate #nut #masterbation #strokes #breaks
by BlueJuice March 14, 2012
the act of masturbating to put off an important activity
tyler; i had a paper due today but instead i spent the whole day procrasterbating
#masterbating #school #porn #my face #computers
by mrgdawg111 May 26, 2012
Using masturbation as an excuse for procrastinating
dad: did you clean your room?
you: ohh, ohh, yeah, just... one.... second
dad: what are you doing in there?
You: Procrasterbating
#masturbating #procrastinating #wasting time #jacking off #unique
by loserlord12 August 20, 2011
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