smoking penises 

what I do on the weekends

Guy 1: I'm tripping off of LSD
Guy 2: That's gay man, I'm tripping off of smoking penises

Guy 1: Yo that's sick dude. lemme try that.

smoking penises by Young Thug July 13, 2015

penisdick 

When it's not enough to call someone a penis or a dick, it becomes a stronger insult to refer to them as penisdick.

It's funny because its redundant

Redundancy is funny.

"Brad borrowed my car, dented the drivers' side door, and brought it back with less than a quarter tank of gas. Dude is a total penisdick."

penisdick by Chilkin_RIP November 27, 2013

At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself 

"At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself."
(Introspective)

"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)

-Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."

Examples of At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.

A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)

B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")

C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")

At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself by Eric Vilenica, Cody Hausner, Mike Pope January 11, 2009

peniseizure 

When a man comes and his penis has a little seizure releasing erm... stress.

Omg dude, i totally had an awesome peniseizure last night!

peniseizure by noollab December 16, 2010

Penied 

The act of either denying a Penis access, or Denying access to a penis.

Rhonda refused to have sex with Jim. He totally got penied.

Penied by The Penier May 11, 2011

smokin penises

Smoking large blunts. Or abnormally huge cigarettes.

No homo bro but we smokin penises
-Young Thug

smokin penises by Jackeobyslapoyonnecrappy December 5, 2016

penise and also dicke and balls 

A meme that started from a tumblr post which read:
sext: penise and also dicke and balls
this meme is often used ironically by meme pages on facebook.

gf: send me something sexy
me: penise and also dicke and balls

penise and also dicke and balls by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 December 30, 2016