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Are fun to play with.
"I like to play with penises."
by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003
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Long, Soft, Hard edible substance, also great for the hard to reach areas.
I had a great taste of that Penise, then i used it to scratch my Clit.
by Jason Something June 15, 2003
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Zakainen's feeble attempt at communicating with humans.
Zakainen@#aochat: Zakainen says, 'Penise.'
by Renko June 18, 2004
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a sucker for girls cums in diffrent flavers
by .... September 25, 2003
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Posh for knob.

The above is an obscure reference to Harry Enfield or something.
"Penise?" "It's posh for knob."
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Can be used to describe something that is either really good or really bad.
We went on a road trip last weekend; it was penises man!

I hate work. It's PENISES!
by D-lo June 06, 2003
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The French Guy a un petit penise
by WungHungHigh March 04, 2009
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