Definitions by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69

The Mitten 

How some michiganders refer to Michigan. Michigan is shaped like a mitten, which is why we call it the mitten.

I was in New York to visit family but I had to get back to the mitten to go back to work.

The Mitten by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 March 11, 2022

Clam Slam

When a female video game character in a game such as Overwatch or COD kills you and then proceeds to do a "tea bag" motion over your dead body. Basically a sign of disrespect just like regular tea bagging, just with a girl character.

Tracer killed me and repeatedly clam-slammed me.
DVA clam slammed me and I liked it

Clam Slam by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 November 30, 2021

CUM U 

A variant of Central Michigan University but spelled like it would be Cum University. Due to incest that takes place in Mount Pleasant, the cum at CMU is most likely going into their cousins. Fuck the chips.

Dude, don't go to CUM U. If you cum in a girl there you're cumming where her cousin cummed.

Went to CUM U and saw two cousins fuckin. I thought I was in alabama.

CUM U by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 November 13, 2021

poob 

how a student at Western Michigan University poops. We don't poop, we poob. poob consists of both beer shits and coffee shits. Anyone can poob, but it most likely takes place after eating two fellas, the goat, or DP dough. Every year we poob all over CMU.

Connor was up at the library all night poobing on the third floor after eating Two Fellas. Best place to shit on campus.

Everyone thought that Olivia was a hot girl, but when we found out she was poobing it up at Pike she was even hotter.

poob by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 November 13, 2021

monkey wrench 

a dildo or fake penis, cock, johnson, dong, etc. to put in the ass or vagina

bob: my girl would rather use her monkey wrench than be with my dick

monkey wrench by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 August 9, 2021

Michigan Purple Cow 

When a guy who is able to lactate pumps up his nipples so that they are hard enough to penetrate his partner's anus or vagina. Then he proceeds to milk his inflated, purple udders into the anus or vagina while the partner milks semen out of his penis.

Dan: bro, I can see your fat ass nipples poking through your shirt, do you have an infection or something?

Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up

Michigan Purple Cow by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 April 12, 2021

nutterooni 

When you jerk off and cum, you bust a big ol nutterooni mang

I fucked her furburger and busted a nutterooni right inside her foul fuckhole

nutterooni by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 June 23, 2020