15 definitions by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69

The Mitten

How some michiganders refer to Michigan. Michigan is shaped like a mitten, which is why we call it the mitten.

I was in New York to visit family but I had to get back to the mitten to go back to work.

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 March 11, 2022

South Carolina Burger Durger

When you take a massive shit in a public place and it gets smeared all over the floor from people walking and slipping in it.

Billy: I had to shit so bad that I did a South Carolina burger durger at Walmart. I feel bad for the sucker that has to clean that up.

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 May 16, 2020

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When a guy who is able to lactate pumps up his nipples so that they are hard enough to penetrate his partner's anus or vagina. Then he proceeds to milk his inflated, purple udders into the anus or vagina while the partner milks semen out of his penis.

Dan: bro, I can see your fat ass nipples poking through your shirt, do you have an infection or something?

Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 April 12, 2021

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monkey wrench

a dildo or fake penis, cock, johnson, dong, etc. to put in the ass or vagina

bob: my girl would rather use her monkey wrench than be with my dick

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 August 9, 2021

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Clam Slam

When a female video game character in a game such as Overwatch or COD kills you and then proceeds to do a "tea bag" motion over your dead body. Basically a sign of disrespect just like regular tea bagging, just with a girl character.

Tracer killed me and repeatedly clam-slammed me.
DVA clam slammed me and I liked it

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 November 30, 2021

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