pabst slave 

Someone who at all cost will drink only Pabst Blue Ribbon. Knows its the best tasting beer, and will fight anyone who says otherwise.

I offered cory a mgd 64. He hit it out of my hand. And said thats for preteens and pregnant woman. Im a pabst slave.

pabst slave by PBR slave December 13, 2010

pabst blue ribbon 

The most storied beer in the history of county fairs. At or about the turn of the century, Cletus Pabst, a notoriously violent drunkard and dancing fiend, began entering his home-brewed libation in hog and heffer contests at fairs in southern Ohio. Eventually, partly out of pitty, mostly out of fear of having their children beaten and/or danced with, judges awarded Mr Pabst's dirty taint flavored beer the blue ribbon in the open thoroughbred heffer class.

Heineken? Fuck that shit. PABST BLUE RIBBON!

pabst blue ribbon by Django Reinhardt January 22, 2005

pabst blue ribbon 

n. Packs a good whollop and sits nicely. To drink a lot and not feel heavy. To enjoy at a good cost and achieve the feeling desired. To experience true delight and full flavor.

Yes sir this is cheap, and yes it will make you feel great, and yes it has more class and flavor to it than commercialized beer. Just quit yappin and get me a PBR!

pabst blue ribbon by spazzmotuzy June 15, 2005

pabst smear 

A drink. When a Pabst Smear is ordered, a shot of vodka is dropped into a pitcher of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

Julie: Hey Sandy, isn't that bartender your gyno?
Sandy: Ohmigod, it is! I'm gonna go order us a Pabst Smear!

pabst smear by Micha P May 30, 2006

pabst blue ribbon 

The cheap beer of choice for indie kids, scene kids, or hipsters.

Hipster no. 1: Hey man, hand me another Pee Bee Arrr!!!
Hipster no. 2: Wha??? You want more Pabst Blue Ribbon? NAY!

pabst blue ribbon by WestCoastIsTheBestCoast June 3, 2006

Pabst Penis 

The in ability of a male to perform sexually due to the consumption of too much Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Girl 1: I was going to fuck him last night, but he couldn't get it up.

Girl 2: Yeah I saw him pounding Pabst Blue Ribbon at the bar. He must have gotten that Pabst Penis.

Pabst Penis by Dr. Topher September 1, 2014

Pabst-Smear 

When you get really drunk from drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I drank soo much PBR last night I had a Pabst-smear.

Pabst-Smear by Ordinary Owl February 4, 2009