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1.
A drink. When a Pabst Smear is ordered, a shot of vodka is dropped into a pitcher of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.
Julie: Hey Sandy, isn't that bartender your gyno?
Sandy: Ohmigod, it is! I'm gonna go order us a Pabst Smear!
by Micha P May 25, 2006
 
2.
When you get really drunk from drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon.
I drank soo much PBR last night I had a Pabst-smear.
by Ordinary Owl February 04, 2009
 
3.
The after effects of drinking too many Pabst blue ribbon beers.
John drank way too many Pabst blue ribbons last night, hes been on the toilet all day with the Pabst smears
by Allen Wrensch August 17, 2009
 
4.
when you drink to much Pabst blue ribbon the night before and you have beer fart's all the next day..you get smoker's breath on youre draw's
I have a big ol' pabst smear on my favorite pant's
by Dave Buttox May 17, 2004
 
5.
1/2 PBR, 1/2 Guiness
"I ordered a Pabst Smear from the bartender"
by lancaster505 June 05, 2006