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Uncomfortable 

1. A passive-aggressive label used by passive-aggressive women to slander a man without leaving herself open to a lawsuit because he hasn't actually done anything remotely inappropriate.

2. A passive-aggressive label used by passive-aggressive women to slander a rival male co-worker without leaving herself open to a visit to the Human Relations Department.

3. A passive-aggressive label used by passive-aggressive women to slander another woman's boyfriend without leaving herself open to ridicule.
I don't know, he just makes me feel uncomfortable.

Uncomfortable Wank 

The act of dropping a deuce while jerking the power ranger. Although this act is deemed a scientific anomaly, some men derive extreme pleasure from evacuating their bowls and testies simultaneously.
Dave screamed in morose pleasure as he completed an uncomfortable wank at the local Burger King
Uncomfortable Wank by ATM spajshj September 14, 2019

uncomfortably built 

Soggy in the mid-section . Massive love handles. Not being comfortable because your so soggy.
uncomfortably built by looktho April 14, 2015

uncomfortable 

Damn, Miranda Cosgrove walked in and everything became uncomfortable!
uncomfortable by Effie Trinkett November 6, 2012

Uncomfortable Worm 

A worm that is not very comfortable.
Chris: I am the uncomfortable worm.

Mario: I thought you were a human???

Uncuntfortable 

The vague but certain feeling but there is something in your vagina that just doesn’t belong there.
That Ron Jeremy replica looked fun suctionioned to my table, but now that I’m sitting down I feel awfully uncuntfortable.