6 definitions by ATM spajshj

Throwing back the splooge filled condom following safe sex.
Some people take protein in a shake, others prefer a latex shooter.
by ATM spajshj September 14, 2019
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Red fisher is a punk band that got it start in the late 80s in the Peg. Their sound was skate rock punk, played at 'all ages' venues as half their fans were 15 year old SK8ers, hated mosh pits despite having 1000+ people beat each other during their sets and anchored their set with the song J-A-B-B-A Jabba the Hut which for some strange reason EVERYONE in the crowd knew all the lyrics and sang along. They played with some of Punk rocks greats like All, the Descendants, SNFU, The Doughboys and Dag Nasty, Sloan (during their early music phase) but never achieved commercial success. The best part about the band was their cover art on their albums which resulted in everyone getting the same tattoo on their right shoulder.
Sam: holy crap my head is bleeding and my shirt is ripped
James: dude! You just saw Red Fisher!
by ATM spajshj January 31, 2015
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This original version is when you take your hard cock and smack someone's face, alternating between their left and right cheeks, as your love rod makes a slapping sound. There are a couple variants of clacking such as straddling a woman's chest while smacking her with your man meat or just grabbing her hair, cock in her face, and rotating your hips as quickly as possible to maximize the clacking sound.
Robyn: Hey Stacey, what happened to your face? Did Leon hit you again?
Stacey: No girl, he was just Clacking me real good.
by ATM spajshj September 14, 2019
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The act of spreading ones butt cheeks sufficiently wide enough such that penal penetration occurs without skin to skin contact. This act carries no bearing on your sexual orientation.
Brice: Sam, you got pretty drunk last night
Sam: I wanted to know if I was ghey as fuck, but I ended up braking the plane.
by ATM spajshj May 9, 2020
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The act of dropping a deuce while jerking the power ranger. Although this act is deemed a scientific anomaly, some men derive extreme pleasure from evacuating their bowls and testies simultaneously.
Dave screamed in morose pleasure as he completed an uncomfortable wank at the local Burger King
by ATM spajshj September 14, 2019
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One of the least known punk bands from the late 70s and early 80s. Those who stumbled upon their concerts in dive bars would have heard song about necrophilia like Fuck Me Dead, songs about immigrants like Bomb the Boats, and a song about pedophilia titled Little Girl Thrills. The punk riffs are classic and the lyrics are entertaining. Do not know if they are incredibly clever satirists punks or racist, homophobic, anti immigrant, misogynistic bastards.
Dave: I saw a punk band at a dive bar in Hamilton Ontario last night. It was insane!

Gord: Must have been Forgotten Rebels. They are the only punk band from that town.
by ATM spajshj January 31, 2015
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