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tweekend 

n.

1. an eleven day drug binge starting on a friday afternoon, and ending the week after the following monday when you are being resucitated in the emergency room and realize that if you survive you've probably been fired, lost your car, and will be evicted.

2. a 3 day computer overclocking binge starting on a friday afternoon and ending the following monday just before lunch when you realize that your video game addiction might just cost you your new promotion.
Bob with crystal meth in his pocket, and Joe with the new AMD Athlon-64 in his pocket passed in the hall and wished each other a happy tweekend.
tweekend by Joe Boggs December 23, 2003
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Tweeker Logic

The amazingly stupid logic people use when they're drugged beyond belief, but still want more.
Tweeker1: I'll let you punch me in the face for just one hit of your joint. Tweeker2: That sounds like a good deal to me. Rndm Guy: That sounds more like Tweeker Logic to me....
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tweek tweak 

the most amazing boy ever in south park and we need to protect him. He is gay for craig tucker and his first appearance was in gnomes
man,Tweek Tweak from south park is so adorable!
tweek tweak by omg CREEK November 19, 2019
He might be doing a little coke, but he's way too fat to be a tweeker.
tweeker by Village Idiot October 29, 2012

tweekanese

noun:
a) a repetitive and broken language spoken by a crack head/speed freak who is high, sleep deprived and famished.
"God DAMN... slow down! I don't speak Tweekanese."
tweekanese by Allen Mathews July 1, 2005
1. A nickname that was made up by combining "Tweety Bird" and "Tweak". The spelling was changed and the "Bird" part dropped

2.A nickname that implies us of the stimulant drug crystal meth.
1. "People call her 'Tweekee'... I think she Tweaks meth."

2."Your always tweakin' out, girl! Ima call you Tweekee"
Tweekee by Tweekee January 18, 2009

tweekcluse 

Exactly the same as a recluse which is

1. a person who lives in seclusion or apart from society, often for religious meditation, and or because they are on a sick one spun out on crystal meth.

2. shut off or apart from the world; living in seclusion, often for religious reasons, or because they are totally resigned to being a tweeker and enjoying it.

3. characterized by seclusion; solitary; continually consuming crystal meth which cancels out the loneliness.
I don't know if Tom is still alive, he is such a tweekcluse these days and never leaves the house!

Its a good thing Natalie is a tweekcluse, that way she is always available to fix our wagon!