Smithered 

To excessively drink from evening till midnight and becoming blacked out till the point of total loss of bodily function

I started drinking around 6pm man and by midnight I was smithered.

Smithered by pureaspondice December 15, 2011

Slizzered 

The state of being really drunk, but not quite yet fubar

I can't believe how slizzered I got last night, you should have seen it!

Slizzered by Serra November 10, 2003

Spitzer Girl 

A prostitute. A street walker. A lady of the night

That govenor dude really picked up a hot spitzer girl.

Spitzer Girl by Jeffs Dad March 15, 2008

Shittered 

State of complete and total inebriation, tyically due to alcohol, but may be drug-related.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"Going to the clubs to get shittered."

Shittered by Heav_87 May 31, 2006

sputtered 

Explosive sounds typically when heated

The Engine sputtered then stopped

sputtered by Fizzy ice-cream October 23, 2017

Slithered Fat Timmies

Hella coo people coming from mixed backgrounds. Vegetarian carnivores who are simply complicated, predictably unpredictable, and always witty AF. They practice Melatonin dreaming after several cups of espresso made from the leaves of ivy.

Those slithered fat Timmies KNOW what is happening.

Slithered Fat Timmies by amnesiaivy January 29, 2020

Spitzer Swallow 

key question to ask when arranging a liason with an online escort agency; it will determine whether or not the lady in question will ingest one's ejaculate

Yes, yes, she's lovely... but for $5,500 an hour, does she Spitzer swallow?

Spitzer Swallow by C.C. Black March 13, 2008