Slizered 

to get drunk and high and the same time.

i was halla slizered yesterday.

Slizered by mattmcclune May 17, 2007

Slizered 

To get wasted out of your fucking mind, getting wasted more than the guys from the hangover

Dude i got so slizered last night, i cant remember a fuckin thing

Slizered by UrbanDictionaryGuy583 September 18, 2010

slizzered 

Adj. - Completely intoxicated off sizzurp. Made famous in connection with its consumption in one's ride, which may well be a G6. Could very closely precede death, but will make you feel like a rockstar right up until then.

Protective Mother - “Son, stay away from that purple drank. It killed DJ Screw!”
Unheeding Son – “Yeah ma, but at least he went out slizzered.”

slizzered by thisonesfortrinkle December 12, 2011

Slizzered 

The state of being really drunk, but not quite yet fubar

I can't believe how slizzered I got last night, you should have seen it!

Slizzered by Serra November 10, 2003

slizzered 

extremely drunk; a slang term of common use in the Southeast (Atlanta)

"Leave you like a lizard when I'm slizzered or sober" - OutKast

slizzered by Anonymous March 11, 2003

slizzered 

A portmanteau of 'sleazy' and 'plastered.'

The state of being intoxicated with the intention to creep.

Did you see Jersey Shore last night? Snooki got slizzered at the club and took home a grenade.

slizzered by Mary Theroux March 22, 2011

slivered

To post something on a social networking site but receive no likes, comments, or tags from anyone. It is clear that this can happen to only two people......Jake Silverman and Corey Zuckerman. It's as if they were meant to be together.

Ive been slivered!

slivered by slivernation March 2, 2014