Adj. - Completely intoxicated off sizzurp. Made famous in connection with its consumption in one's ride, which may well be a G6. Could very closely precede death, but will make you feel like a rockstar right up until then.
Protective Mother - “Son, stay away from that purple drank. It killed DJ Screw!”
Unheeding Son – “Yeah ma, but at least he went out slizzered.”
by thisonesfortrinkle June 13, 2011
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extremely drunk; a slang term of common use in the Southeast (Atlanta)
"Leave you like a lizard when I'm slizzered or sober" - OutKast
by Anonymous March 12, 2003
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A portmanteau of 'sleazy' and 'plastered.'

The state of being intoxicated with the intention to creep.
Did you see Jersey Shore last night? Snooki got slizzered at the club and took home a grenade.
by Mary Theroux March 7, 2011
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The state of being really drunk, but not quite yet fubar
I can't believe how slizzered I got last night, you should have seen it!
by Serra November 10, 2003
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Drunk, Hangover, over tired and sick from the body recovering from intoxication.
"Im still slizzer from the night before"
by Ryan814 August 24, 2005
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The act of two female reptilion bodies engaging in what is otherwise known as scissoring, hence the coined term "slizzering".
The two horny toads were in the mood, so they mounted eachother and rubbed their vagina's together; they slizzered, or were slizzering for lack of a better example.
by DevinP November 23, 2010
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Yo, I was listening to that "like A G6" song and thought they were saying "when we drink we do it right getting slizzers." but they weren't. so I looked it up on urban dictionary and "slizzers" was not defined. So I defined it as "paper cuts on your dick." which makes the song better
by Jizzfactorychoclatewangstar October 23, 2010
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