Smithered

To excessively drink from evening till midnight and becoming blacked out till the point of total loss of bodily function
I started drinking around 6pm man and by midnight I was smithered.
by pureaspondice December 09, 2011
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Pure As Pond Ice

To live a pure bred hockey lifestyle, doing good for your community and the greatest sport on earth.
Why would I want to be a gongshow when I could be Pure As Pond Ice?
by pureaspondice December 16, 2011
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