jake

A super hot, funny, compassionate, sweet, adorable guy (MAN). He always has a hot girlfriend and is really strong. His smile is contagious.

hot chick #1: I would kill myself if only I could see Jake's large, gigantic, masculine penis once before I died.

hot chick #2-200988340983409384098304983: YES!!! WE ALL WOULD!

by DUde 1093u04984 April 21, 2008

jake

person who is amazing, andd my bffff.
:)

"jake" is my best friend.

by Taeeeeeeee December 22, 2008

jake

To brandish a liquor bottle as a weapon and to smash said bottle against the back of someone's head in a violent act.

I cannot beleive he jake'd that guy!
I know, I heard he is in a coma.

by Carlos De Santa Anna July 15, 2008

jake

this word is a Cleveland slang from back in the 80's meaning corny , wack , lame ,or weak

"man those rhymes were jake" "he got spinner hubcaps on his car the that shit looks jake"

by mr. dre September 14, 2008

jake

a fun nice guy who is darn funny and knows alot of useful things and is very good looking. he DOES not eff goats and or any other animal.

wow, he is a jake...not a kade.

by jadeliciousdamn April 03, 2009

jake

Jake is the hottest and cutest guy around. He has sexy blond hair, and gorg blue eyes. Not only is he hot, he is also the NICEST person in the WHOLE WORLD, who is VERY considerate and cares about others. He is the PERFECT guy!

A: OMG I just met the NICEST AND HOTTEST GUY IN THE WHOLE WORLD. Guess who it was??
K: JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
A: You betcha!

by Monkeyzebra57 November 07, 2013

jake

He's dorky, but he is cute, sweet, and always has something nice to say. He makes you feel special when he smiles at you. He makes your heart jump and you could never stop thinking, "it's a pleasure to have him in my life, I love him". I love him and love he's in my life, he makes me complete.

Jake, I love you <3

by Loveliness September 05, 2016