Top Definition
a hard-core alcoholic
At the subway station there were some piss-reeking jakeys around.
by Simo November 13, 2003
a total thievin wee gypsy alcky bastard
as in 'see they wee ned cunts outside parkhead wi the white lightnin an kappa tracksuits, they're a right bunch o fuckin jakeys!'
by Alastair November 22, 2003
A member of the street drinking fraternity
Etymology - believed to have been derived from jackdaw and jake which is scots for a cheap strong drink.
"You can easily tell the jakeys from the brass monkies. The jakeys have damaged red skin on their faces and the junkies have pallid see-through skin only a few microns thick."
by Juan Skinner July 01, 2005
Scottish slang for pisshead, old waster, wino,low-life.
Dirty Jakey cunt.
Go get with the fucking jakey`s.
by JesusJohn July 20, 2008
Scottish term for a dodger, junkie, alcoholic
Did you see that jakey on the back of the bus?
yeah with his eyes rolled in the back of his head the shit stains on his jeans.
by Rastaman36 May 16, 2009
Adjective applied primarily to clothing: sloppy, ill-fitting, or badly tailored
"Child, you are not going out in that jakey-looking skirt! Why, it's at least three inches longer in the back!"
by hootnannie October 22, 2009
A tri-headed penis that, when one head is cut off, two grow in its place, giving the owner the ability to have sex with more and more girls depending on how many times he cuts off his penis
Last night I had sex with all three of your sisters at the same time using my Jakey
by chickenpoop37 October 18, 2013
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