Jakeing \JAKE-ing\ verb: playing while getting paid.
It is a beautiful day and I am jakeing to play golf. Did you know? This term was coined after a man nicknamed Jake for his ability to be on the clock at work, and doing everything but.
1. To become creepily overly obsessed with another person early on in a realationship or friendship
2. To tell a girl 'I love you' way too early in the relationship
3. To tell someone you are basically their boyfriend
4. To always be at your locker
1. He's totally jakeing and telling me he loves me every two minutes!
2. It's been one day and he's already told me he loves me! He's totally jakeing.
3. He's jakeing and telling me I'm his boyfriend
4. He left class early to meet me at my locker. He's jakeing hardcore.
Jakeing - the process in which someone knowingly bites into a boiling hot, right off the grill, piece of food.
Jim - "You better wait until that hot pocket cools, Bob"
Bob - "Fuck that I'm about to Jake this mother fucker"
Brad- "Look at that fool he is Jakeing that lava hot hot pocket"
To joke. Originated from the common online phrase "JK" meaning "just kidding".
To JK, or to Jake.
Son: INCEST IS BEST!
Father: We need to talk.
Son: Don't worry Dad, I'm just jakeing here!