Someone who thinks that living downtown is the only way to go and that everyone else is an uncultured rube.
“I can’t visit her, she lives in the suburbs for God’s sake! You might as well ask me to go to the deep south or the dark heart of Africa or some other place with no running water or appletinis!” Shrieked the uppity urbanite.

“Oh...my...God....is that a cow?! Hold me, I’m scared, it’s going to be just like Deliverance
“Shut the fuck up, Catherine. If you’re going to pull this uppity urbanite shit with me we will end this road trip right now.”
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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1. dysfunctional city dwellers, prone to acts of violence or aggression

2. city-dwelling, undomesticated, ignorant, amoral members of the lower class; often adored with tattoos and affiliated with gangs

3. work-averse inner city thugs engaging in illicit schemes of self-enrichment (e.g. looting, robbery, carjacking, knockdown games), at the expense of innocent victims perceived as weak or defenseless (e.g. old people, lone drunks, gays, transvestites)

4. followers of corrupt, self-aggrandizing corporate extortionists and inciters of race riots, such as Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton
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a: "Dude, those feral urbanites have been following us for the last half hour"

b: "S'ahright, man, if they try to rob us I'll trayvon the first one -- the others will scatter like cockroaches when the lights go on"
by GoAheadMakeMyDay July 25, 2012
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My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all
Our initial assessment is that they will all die
We will welcome them with bullets and shoes.
When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfathers of Blair and little Bush were scratching around in caves
by Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf June 12, 2003
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Someone who is urban and cityish but still sophisticated with impecable taste. And no one ever questions their fashion choices. They envy their amazing use of slang and wide range of vocabulary. They are personable and people want to talk to them. You can only be designated this term.
Britney: "Look at Grayce. Her outfit is amazing. Edgy, but stylish."

Katie:"I know, she's such a sophisticated urbanite."
by meowwoman March 3, 2009
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A city slicker who got his butt placed in the middle of nowhere
That rur-urbanite cant milk a cow to save his life!
by Dog eats God August 12, 2010
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1)Someone who knows of the "urban language/slang" well
2)A person who subscribes to the Urban Dictionary website
3)One who visits the Urban Dictionary website daily:URBAN OBSESIVE
"Yeah, i go to the site like everyday. I know, I'm an Urbanite"
by Mr. Frank the Urbanite October 17, 2008
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I man in the St.Louis dating scene who will woo you, wine you and dine you and then talk you into a realtionship. While he is cheating with at least 5 other women.

He fancies himself a hipster and surrounds himself with college kids to make himself feel better

He knows a little about everything and nothing about ALOT!
He claims to be a college graduate, when in fact he dropped out of community college.
He is articulate and admirable on the surface.., But he has no depth or soul.
Jeremy otherwise known as Jazzmahn and again AKA known as Hiddenbhm is listed as a heady urbanite on every dating site in St.Louis.
by Stephy Kelley September 22, 2007
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