Infidel

Someone who does not believe what you believe, when you are a religious fundamentalist.

"Death to the infidels!"

by KHD October 18, 2003

Infidel

One who is to be ridiculed. Especially one who disagrees with your point of view or a Microsoft executive.

Death to the Socialist Infidels!

by Lord of Defectiveness March 29, 2004

Infidel

An absolute mong who has no idea wtf they are on about

‘The earth is flat’
‘Shut up Rowan u infidel’

by Rowano grevious April 28, 2018

infidel

Someone who refuses to live his/her life according to the terms dictated by an old book which is a compilation of bizarre superstitions and fictitious tales. Infidels usually have a brain of their own and they choose to use it on a daily basis. Some infidels are atheists, some are agnostic and some are spiritual.

Christian priest: Let there be light...
Muslim priest: La ilaha illallah...
Hindu priest: Om namah shivaaya...
Buddhist priest: Om mani padme hum...

Infidel: No thanks.

by Lateralligator April 28, 2010

infidelity

unfaithfulness to a sexual partner.
Lack of loyalty or religious belief

by Mmm SeanPaul September 25, 2003

infidelity

a threesome you weren't invited to

She said she wasn't committing an infidelity, just that I wasn't invited to this ménage à trois. She promises she'll take me alpine skiing with the next guy she picks up.

by partytrap February 24, 2013

Infidelity

Going outside of a monogomous relationship for sexual intercourse, companionship, or attention. Cheating.

Infidelity is a nicer way of saying my wife makes my tuna with other guys' mayonaise?

by needmaps March 8, 2012