|1.||Wife dating site|
A site on the internet where you can date a married woman.
A great place to go if you want MILF and have penetratette fever.
That new wife dating site is hot.
|2.||Pity Picture Gone Wrong|
This phenomenon happens when a pretty girl takes a picture with an ugly girl. Often times the picture is taken as a nice gesture. The next day the pretty girl goes online and finds the picture as the ugly girls profile picture. This effect will make new users who look at the ugly girls profile to think that she is the pretty one. To further this point, the ugly girl may choose to use this picture on a dating site. The passerby will look at the picture and assume that the ugly girl is the pretty girl. Therefore, it is a way of tricking people into thinking that you are pretty without lying.
Tonya: Hey i got a message from a guy on my dating site.
Cait: Wow your so lucky.
Tonya: He wants to see me in the dress i was wearing in the picture
Cait: oh la la
Tonya: Crap, i used the Pity Picture Gone Wrong
Beverly: Hey im checking out everyone's prom pictures online
Hannah: tell me if you find any of me
Beverly: I found one, your with Fat Faced Fiona. AND She is using it as her profile pictures!!
Hannah: no way, now everyone is going to think she is the pretty one in the picture. I hate when a pity picture goes wrong
"mutual friend" is a pseudonym for the internet, or an internet dating site, when used to cover "how do you know...?" "oh, we met through a mutual friend"
"how do you know so and so?" "Oh, we met through a mutual friend" (translation: we met through an internet dating site looking for freaky people who like this and that...)
|4.||Porn actress dating site|
Any of several dating sites where you can get to know and date a porn actress. They are very popular sites and they often help women to get into the porn business if they will be on there site.
I met my girlfriend on a porn actress dating site.
|5.||Penetratette dating site|
A site on the web where you can get to know and date a penetratette or in other words a woman who has had sex before and often has a lot of experence with it. There are many such sites because some men are turned on by the thought of all those dicks being in there pussies.
I met my girlfriend on a penetratette dating site.
|6.||On Site Audit|
The point in Internet dating when two people agree to meet in person.
Jackie: You know that I guy I've talking to on that Internet dating site? Well, we're actually going to meet this Friday.
Linda: So, you finally screwed up enough courage for an on site audit.
|7.||INTERNET DATING REALITY|
While many beautiful women may post their profile and picture on an internet dating site...the only ones that you MR. AVERAGE JOE HETEROSEXUAL will hook up with are the 5's...and SINGLE MOTHERS.The 8,9,10 girl has her picture up for ego-grat
purposes.She's only available if you can somehow PROVE INCOME.
You know what I mean.
HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #1:"It's been awhile.I just had to clear the pipes.Hooked up with this cute single mom off MATCH.Not goin' back."
HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #2:"Yeah...I'm doin'okay now but awhile back I found myself in bed with this gnarly 5 off MYSPACE.I guess that's just INTERNET DATING REALITY."