You have bad eye sight in one eye. You are worried that you won't pass your state driving test. You read the law and you only need one eye so i decided to put a prirate patch over my bad eye.
That is my pirate patch story.
by Kuehlstein March 2, 2018
When a woman is giving a man a blow job until he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing her to cover her eye (like an eye patch) Then kicks her in the shin resulting in her hopping on one leg (as if she has a wooden leg), and screaming arrrr like a pirate.
by Frederick Dallard April 1, 2008
Where you'r get a blow job and just before you blow your load you pull your dick out of her mouth,Jizz in her eye, and stomp on her foot.
by Phat Jo June 19, 2010
A man that is unavailable. Gives you attention for a short time and then drifts away in search of another treasure...only to find it is not there..and they remain drifting for the rest of their lives...missing out on the true treasure they could've had.
by houstonsocialbutterfly July 9, 2009
When you're doing a girl (or guy) from behind, before you cum, spit at her (or his) back so she (or he) will think that you have ejaculated, and will turn around. When she (or he) turns around, ejaculate on her eye, making her (or him) scream "arrrrgggh" hence the name pirate.
by alabangerz August 4, 2011
Pirate's became Pirates mostly for treasure. That's not all though; they also became pirates for adventures, to see the world, and freedom. The freedom to be able to do anything they want. They are laid-back and cool-headed. Every now and then there will be a few short temper pirates. Most Pirates were out casts, orphans or strange compared to the normal people. Pirates would do more then just the stories, some pirates would help others in any means necessary. Their crew were their family, their friends; who they would have drinks with and gamble. Not all pirates were bad, but the ones who were ruined the others good reputation making them villians as well. Every pirate had his own ambition.
Pirate: "Hey captain! Come join us for a drink!"
Captain: "Hahaha! Bet i can drink more!"
Pirate: "Your on."
Captain: "Hahaha! Bet i can drink more!"
Pirate: "Your on."
by Raijuu Yaku February 12, 2015