You have bad eye sight in one eye. You are worried that you won't pass your state driving test. You read the law and you only need one eye so i decided to put a prirate patch over my bad eye.
That is my pirate patch story.
by Kuehlstein May 08, 2018
Get the Piratemug. When a woman is giving a man a blow job until he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing her to cover her eye (like an eye patch) Then kicks her in the shin resulting in her hopping on one leg (as if she has a wooden leg), and screaming arrrr like a pirate.
by Frederick Dallard April 01, 2008
Get the Piratemug. Where you'r get a blow job and just before you blow your load you pull your dick out of her mouth,Jizz in her eye, and stomp on her foot.
by Phat Jo June 20, 2010
Get the Piratemug. A man that is unavailable. Gives you attention for a short time and then drifts away in search of another treasure...only to find it is not there..and they remain drifting for the rest of their lives...missing out on the true treasure they could've had.
I liked him until he became a pirate.
by houstonsocialbutterfly July 09, 2009
Get the Piratemug. When you're doing a girl (or guy) from behind, before you cum, spit at her (or his) back so she (or he) will think that you have ejaculated, and will turn around. When she (or he) turns around, ejaculate on her eye, making her (or him) scream "arrrrgggh" hence the name pirate.
by alabangerz August 04, 2011
Get the Piratemug. Criminals who steal from ships or sail to towns on the coast and kill everyone and steal their money (then get drunk on rum and start singing sea shanties and eating biscuits with maggots, but that's not the point). Famous pirates are Blackbeard, Benito 'Bloody Sword' Bonito, Black Bart, François l'Olonnais, 'Black Jack' Anderson, and Ned Low. You probably think they only existed in the Georgian Era, but they actually existed as far back as Ancient Greek, and they actually still exist.
by MTSBadBoys May 26, 2017
Get the Piratemug.