Lumberjack

The act of being partially mentally and physically messed up, while still having friends and being likable.

'That kid is weird, how does he have friends'
'He's a lumberjack'
'Oh that explains it'

by Noet123 April 28, 2014

Lumberjack

A girl or situation that will quickly reduce an erection to its normal state.

Susan is a total lumberjack.

I was ready to go when my mom walked in. I got lumberjacked.

by theGinganinja41 March 08, 2010

Lumberjack

luhm-ber-jak
Verb.
After sex, a woman/man cuts off her/his partner's penis with an ax.
Men only experience this once, so they tend to save it for a very special person.

Mark: So what happened with you and Sarah's mom last night?
Lucas: She was so crazy she lumberjacked me.

by AML43 December 03, 2006

Lumberjack

When a male is recieving oral sex, and immediately prior to ejaculation, he pulls his member out of her mouth and procedes to make a downwards chopping motion with it on her forehead. As he ejaculates it will give the illusion that small woodchips are flying out from the 'ax'

Bill: Hey brosef, how was your night with Tracy?
Bob: Epic, I put on my flannel shirt and pulled the lumberjack.
Bill: Nice work.

by b2darian334 February 01, 2009

Lumberjack

A female who, while in the process of foreplay, will keep changing her mind, causing the male to lose wood. She will then proceed to resume foreplay, reviving the wood, until again changing her mind again. This process continues until there is no wood left

Guy 1: "Did you get with that chick last night?"
Lumberjack victim: "Nah mate, she just lumbjacked all night"
Guy 1: "That is sad, I feel very sorry for you and I think she is a dirty lumberjack"

by Anf August 02, 2009

Lumberjack

When you rail a girls bung and pull out and wipe your schwantz on her face, giving her a mustache and beard of warm, steamy goodness.

All dirty ho's like a good lumberjack

by JuiceValentine October 10, 2004

Lumberjack

The act of using fellatio to rouse a partner from sleeping.

I was sleeping and my girlfriend wanted me to wake up, so she gave me a lumberjack.

by TheRuralJuror May 12, 2014