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Did you see where Dante went?

-Yeah he just peaced with that white girl

Oh shit, he's boxing tonight.
Boxing by Dante C.K December 16, 2010
A game played between two people, one being male, in which the male recieves multiple blows to the head, a.k.a. a blowjob.
Me and Nikita went 15 rounds in a boxing match and I busted a twinkie on her face.
A sport played by two men or women, in a series of rounds lasting two minutes, where the boxers hit their opponents face or chest, until the opponent is knocked unconscious for 10 seconds.

This is the only sport requiring a win from knocking another unconconscious. It is also a dangerous sport, with a good chance of retiring early with a permanently damaged brain.
Matilda is leading a campaign to have Boxing banned and made illegal.
boxing by Kerb November 27, 2004
Where a person or persons normally outdoors, attempt to slam an empty cardboard box over the head of an unknowing pedestrian, then successfully running away.
Do you fancy doin' some boxing tonight?

Scared Man: That looks nothing like a dragon?!!
Boxers: he's seen us...'BOX' 'IM NOW!
Boxing by Donkey Kong01 January 11, 2009
"One of the most hardest fucking sports."

A sport Mr X has obviously been competing in for too long in, judging by his poor grasp of the English language.
"Mr X makes his living by boxing. hBy the time he's 27 he's going to be practically brain-dead."
boxing by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003
A sport that involves two sweaty, muscley guys in satin underpants fight over a belt.
boxing by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003