Box Boxing

A disastrous event that generally occurs during sex between an inexperienced and/or pornography driven male and a poor, unsuspecting female. When the participants are gearing up to do the "deed", the male deems it necessary to take his erect penis, and proceed to SLAP the females vagina in an ill-thought attempt to arouse her.

Consequences of this action are generally yelling, cringing, and prompt cease of sexual activity. Extreme cases will lead to injury, breakups, or imprisonment.

"We were messing around, making out, and getting ready to do it, and all the sudden he started BOX BOXING me! It hurt! I was completely not in the mood after that!"

by Emort June 18, 2008

boxed in

surrounded, out numbered, and stuck in a confined space

we're boxed in. we go out that door and the cops have us!

by Spaz De Kat March 17, 2009

boxing

to fight with fists or with padded gloves in a boxing ring

I had to give up boxing when my opponents kept getting their gloves caught in my stomach.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

box and a box

The word box refers to (1) a box of wine and (2) a girl (slang for vagina see box)

"I'm going to have fun with a box and a box."
In other words: I'm going to have fun with a 'box of wine' and a 'girl'.

"I'm having a box with a box."
In other words: I'm drinking a 'box of wine' with a 'girl'.

by Sandy Box February 19, 2009

that box

Originated from Kansas City Missouri. First heard off of the Tech N9ne Collabos album Misery Loves Kompany "MLK". Song wrote about named "That Box"

pretty much, it's a vagina.

aint nothin better or wetter than THAT BOX

by no1234 November 10, 2007

box

Female Genitalia, usually used in a derogitory manner.

Stacy is nice to look at but I heard she has a smelly box.

by Ron July 10, 2003

The Box

The Box is a jail or prison. Commonly used by Roddy Ricch.

Slime 1: Hey Man I just got out the box.
Slime 2: Damn man we gotta link the effe up homie.

by @shadowruler55 January 26, 2020