77 definitions by Kerb

Top Definition
A large, portable, radio cassette player, measuring about 1.5 m wide and 1.0 m high.

It is played especially outdoors, in public places at loud volume; and carried on one shoulder with loudspeakers facing the head.

It is assumed that bypassers share the same musical taste.
Bob passed his time at the bus stop by playing his ghetto blaster.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
Music + Food + Drinks + at least 3 people of at least 2 sexes.

Optional extra - such as sex + drugs + snog in no particular order.
You are invited to a party at my place, bring bottle and bird.
by Kerb December 01, 2004
A major breach of etiquette. In other words a social blunder.
Girl: Can I play the guitar next to Keith in church?
Boy (loudly so that every churchgoer in the congregattion can hear): So you fancy him them?
Now, my boy, that is a faux pas.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
Verb, a disco dance where one walks sliding backwards, but appear to be going forwards.
Michael is a good moonwalker.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
1. Noun: A Hilton hotel in Paris, France.

2. Person: A cunt on bird legs.
I surfed the net and came across Paris Hilton.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
1. Opiate for the masses since the 1950's. Therby rendering them unfit both physically and mentally for any form of revolution. Rolling over on the sofa does not count as a revolution.

2. Very effective brainwashing machine.
Please repeat after me:
"I believe in television.
I believe that the TV news are true.
I believe that soap operas are true."
by Kerb November 29, 2004
Supermarket of obscene size, with greeters having a permanent cheesy smile.
My emo girlfriend is a greeter at Walmart
by Kerb November 27, 2004
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