76 definitions by Kerb

To dress up as members of foreign royalty, sheiks, film stars, and book a tour on the state of the art naval warship, such as the Dreadnought. Thereby making the (insert nation) Navy looking like a right pillock.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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1. Noun: A Hilton hotel in Paris, France.

2. Person: A cunt on bird legs.
I surfed the net and came across Paris Hilton.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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The secret of the universe: The Universe is intrinsically dystopic.
During a workshop on "Murphy's Law", the shit hit the fan.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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1. A fur coat garment, with hood, worn by Eskimos or Inuits.

2. A Western imitation of such garment, full of cheap insulating material, and lined with fake fur.

3. Garments worn by trainspotters, etc.

4. Train spotters, plane spotters, pylon spotters, bus spotters, mail van spotters, hearse spotters, Formula 1 spotters, 666 spotters, etc.
My name is John and I am an anorak. I am physically and psychologically addicted to spotting.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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To hammer nails into a tree trunk, as an ecological activist would, to protect the tree from being felled by loggers.
The eco warrior spiked 150 trees today.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
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To.speak.in.a.ro.bot.ic.vo.i.ice.
Like.a.cy.bo.org.
They.do.not.like.oorg.gaan.ic.be.eings.
Dalek: Ex.te.er.mi.naa.ate!!!
Doc.toor.Who.is.a.waa.ank.ke.er!!!
(Emit beam of x-ray lazer)
Nearest human becomes toast.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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Person, usu. male, who goes to nightclubs wearing a suit and tie, esp. when the dress code calls for "smart casual" or "jeans and trainers allowed".

Sometimes seen as uncool.
Kevin decided to go to the local dive wearing a suit.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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