Wonkey is a adjective used to describe someone who is offkey.
Wonkey might mean you are a homosexual, dress funny, act in a unexplainable way or generally seem messed up.
Did you see that dude in skinny jeans with a tight top? "yeah he looks completely wonkey"

Why is that guy talking to that hideous female? "I dunno he must be wonkey"

Why would they do that? "Because they are all wonkey"
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Wow the Grateful Dead And Phish sure is some wonkey music
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Slang for flacid male penis, usually due to drinking too much whiskey.
"Dude, did you hear? Baber got wonkey noodle after that party last night and his wife kicked him out!"

by Mead Bayer November 5, 2006
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when someone smiles and one eye is incredibly and noticably bigger than the other.
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a slang term for someone on ketamine
k'd up? you look like a wonkey donkey!
by Alan C May 25, 2006
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An upper western phrase, originating in Idaho, exclaiming one's surprise or excitement over something. Originally created in Idaho by Bob "the Chicken Nuggie" Titan.
Wonkey Donkey!
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When A Girl/Woman Has One Larger Breast Than The Other.
Look At That Bitch! Shes Such A Wonkey Donkey!
by TashaB February 12, 2008
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