wonkey 

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Heh, you got hit by the wonkey dude!

wonkey by Jarmatus June 14, 2008

Wonkey 

White, honkey funk music

Wow the Grateful Dead And Phish sure is some wonkey music

Wonkey by Wonkey101 December 1, 2009

WONKEY 

A fine ass white girl with a body on her.

"Damn my guy look at that wonkey over there"

"That wonkey right there is banging"

WONKEY by Amhaad J. Gibbs January 7, 2022

wonkey noodle 

Slang for flacid male penis, usually due to drinking too much whiskey.

"Dude, did you hear? Baber got wonkey noodle after that party last night and his wife kicked him out!"

wonkey noodle by Mead Bayer November 5, 2006

Wonkey Eye

when someone smiles and one eye is incredibly and noticably bigger than the other.

Katie's wonkey eye is off the hook.

Wonkey Eye by Pete Shmooterson May 21, 2007

wonkey donkey 

a slang term for someone on ketamine

k'd up? you look like a wonkey donkey!

wonkey donkey by Alan C May 30, 2006

Wonkey Donkey 

An upper western phrase, originating in Idaho, exclaiming one's surprise or excitement over something. Originally created in Idaho by Bob "the Chicken Nuggie" Titan.

Wonkey Donkey!

Wonkey Donkey by Wyatt Wigglesworth April 10, 2022