thing

1. an object-like being of sorts...

2. penis

stop playing with your thingy or else your milk-volcano will overflow!

by guitarist1 November 10, 2008

thing

a penis or the man's full package

I did it with him last night, and his thing is barely visible.

by qwerty April 17, 2005

thing

it's like a thing

thing 1: you got the thing?
thing 2: yea...

by I_ate_the_children April 18, 2019

thing

stop telling me how many inches.

what does it even mean??
woah woah woah woah, touchy man 🖤
whoa woah

Name one thing that will never change. One thing you can and will always rely on. Your anchor. I'm very curious.

by Krkič May 19, 2019

thing

Thing. Any noun. Whats that thing you may ask? Well, its a thing. Unlike someone else said, It can be plural. Look at all these things!

Joe: Wow, Look at all these thing!

Bob: Wtf? Look at all these thing? Did you flunk 6th grade english?

by sean_bow August 18, 2004

thing

An object, concept, title, name, or comic book hero. Many uses of, and for this word.

Object: What's that thing on Led Zeppelin's Presence album cover.
Concept: Did you come up with any thing at all?
Title: THE THING--coming to a theater near you!
Name: Ted Cassidy played Thing on the Addams Family.
Comic book hero: The Thing is here to save us from doom!!

Ever see that cheeseburger car the Volkswagen Thing?
Not in person thank God!

by thedzone October 11, 2009

thing

the nickname to the hottest most fuck-worthy chick around! she is tall, blonde, blue eyes, big tits and a fine ass! can't wait to see her next!

look at thing, hope she walks my way!

by I-wanna-fuck-thing December 29, 2005