the greatest band EVER!!! and if you don't think so you can go fuck yourself
some of my favorite songs by the beatles (in no particular order) please please me, hard days night, come together, revolution, here comes the sun, you never give me your money, paperback writer, help, yesterday, all you need is love, love me do, penny lane, strawberry fields forever, we can work it out, hey jude, taxman, day tripper, something, helter skelter, back in the ussr, and many many many many many many more
a stringed instrument that when played, will help you get laid
"I got genital herpes and inpregnated 2 chicks from playing guitar so much last night"