Premature Ejaculation 

When a boy (specifically a certain pastor's kid) can not keep his cum in his cock and does his shit way too early.

Ben: "Shit I cummed"
Girl: Uhhh we were just kissing

Premature Ejaculation by Phil Robinson May 14, 2004

Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law 

The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.

I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021

premature ejaculation 

Accidently activating your "star power" before every one else in your band, unless going solo, can accumulate enough to star power with you.

Rocker 1:
*tilts guitar a bit*
"GODAMMIT, sorry guys. Didn't mean for that to happen."

Rest of band:
"C'MON, man. You gotta get your premature ejaculation under control."

premature ejaculation by mr.grey January 21, 2009

premature ejaculation 

Getting so hot and bothered prepatory to intercourse that the male cums on the gal's belly before he can penetrate her.

"No more dates with you, Freddy. This is the third time you've missed and made a mess on my belly. Now lick up every drop of that premature ejaculation!"

premature ejaculation by Richard Black August 18, 2006

premature ejaculation 

when a guy(mainly justin mundt) cums before he can get it in

"Oh, God dammit justin I don't even have my shoes off and you've already cum"

premature ejaculation by Josh May 3, 2004

premature ejaculation 

when a male (mainly one who wears "mighty whities") lets out sperm befor having intercourse or way befor the girl has an orgasm

she dumped me b/c i am a premature ejaculator and i didnt please her

premature ejaculation by dre dre August 20, 2004

premature ejaculation 

Producing the pearl jam before putting it in the Maam. (See also pronatalist.)

How can you naturally make a baby, if you have a premature ejaculation, or cream your pants, before delivering your penis into your wife's vagina?

premature ejaculation by Pronatalist April 26, 2008