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PMS- pre-menstrual syndrome
My best friend is being so bitchy it's coz she has prehistoric monster syndrome
by Bianca13wyrm January 26, 2008
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a cute name for your girlfriend that's older than you
thomas jefferson: hi prehistoric mesopotamian tablet

girl: kill yourself
by sillycat13 April 28, 2023
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Language used to interact with pupper dogs since 1992.
"He's just a doooog"

-P.S.L. (Prehistoric Sammer Language)
by Pupper Sam January 15, 2009
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prehistoric bananas

bananas before they existed.
they're transparent bananas.
made of glass. terrifying.
edible, though, it tastes terrible.
you can't go anywhere except home or to seek medical care after eating prehistoric bananas.
dude, I just ate some prehistoric bananas and barfed in the toilet. I don't think I should go to work after eating prehistoric bananas.
by how did you find this November 22, 2021
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Prehistoric Homosexual

The perfect word to describe the most perfect gay man.

David Walker, who is DDR’s finest piece of furniture, is a prehistoric homosexual who lives in the closest and sometimes opens the door to allow the outside world to view his not so hidden secret.

‘Prehistoric’ is to describe the era in which he was born. Roaming around with the dinosaurs, you’d often see Walker on the back of a T-Rex waving a pride flag and sipping a glass of his own semen.
You’re such a prehistoric homosexual, David Walker. I’m loving those shoes you crafted from the bones of a stegosaurs and the bra you made from leaves.
by DDR HOE March 19, 2022
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Prehistoric Internet

"Man, it was like the dark ages when we had to work with prehistoric internet."
by kylekruchok June 2, 2012
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