Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

PMS- pre-menstrual syndrome

My best friend is being so bitchy it's coz she has prehistoric monster syndrome

by Bianca13wyrm January 26, 2008

Prehistoric Mesopotamian Tablet

a cute name for your girlfriend that's older than you

thomas jefferson: hi prehistoric mesopotamian tablet

girl: kill yourself

by sillycat13 April 28, 2023

P.S.L. (Prehistoric Sammer Language)

Language used to interact with pupper dogs since 1992.

"He's just a doooog"

-P.S.L. (Prehistoric Sammer Language)

by Pupper Sam January 15, 2009

Prehistoric Bitch

1.)One that uses old comebacks to make someone feel shitty about themselves.
2.) millipede or any type of pede

“Becky is such a prehistoric bitch calling me fat like my mom ”
“Becky’s body looks like a prehistoric bitch”

by Mliv April 18, 2020

Prehistoric cock

A prehistoric cock is a cock that is decades old and can’t get up

Shiela loves old man Jones’ prehistoric cock

by Pookiemane October 30, 2020

Prehistoric-whore

Anyone who is an old female who is a constant cunt to everyone

Guy 1: *fishing*
Old woman: "GET OUT OF THERE"
Guy 1: "YOU PREHISTORIC-WHORE SUCK MY DICK"

by Cockscrubber July 28, 2022

Prehistoric Bat

Anyone who is old-fashioned and really embarrassing. If they also wear droopy black clothes all the time and happen to be named Arushi, then they are most definitely a prehistoric bat.

Suzie: That German Girl is so weird, look at her big black droopy shirt. It looks like wings!
Greta: Ew, she's just a Prehistoric Bat.

by doctorcutie6 June 01, 2021