prehistoric 

The time when Dinosaurs roamed, the Age of the Reptiles.

"Isn't that dinosaur skeleton from prehistoric times?"

prehistoric by TIGGY :) December 8, 2013

prehistoric 

a slang term used to describe an obvious lesbian. She is described as prehistoric because she is a direct descendant of a "Lick-alotta-puss". Lipstick lesbians are not prehistoric because they are not easily picked out as a dyke

Dude, look at that dyke playing 3'rd base with the short ass hair, she dives for every ball like she's diving for muff. She's prehistoric.

prehistoric by Johnny Striker June 22, 2008

prehistoric 

head, bj all oral sex to the dick
the GD way of sayin head

R u gettin that prehistoic?
Im gettin that brontosaurus!!

Damn! im getting good Prehistoric

prehistoric by GD einstein April 20, 2006

Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

PMS- pre-menstrual syndrome

My best friend is being so bitchy it's coz she has prehistoric monster syndrome

Prehistoric Monster Syndrome by Bianca13wyrm January 26, 2008

Prehistoric Text 

Refers to an old Text message.

Thats one Prehistoric Text message.

Prehistoric Text by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008

Prehistoric Emo 

a style and way of being that seemlessly meshes the clothing and attitude of a video game geek and an unhappy suburbanite. Catagorized by Chuck Taylors, sweater vests and wacktastical hair. Also occasionally a member of the awesome mode of style. Often closely related to post-cyber hipster attitude and dress.

That Dan kid is so prehistoric emo.

Prehistoric Emo by Brekke February 29, 2008

Prehistoric Planet 

A 5 part documentary series focusing on the Late Cretaceous (Maastrichtian) age and the creatures that lived during that period. The 5 episodes are Coasts, Deserts, Freshwater, Ice Worlds and Forests. This series is in the style of Plane Earth and Blue Planet and is even narrated by David Attenborough. It features animals like tyrannosaurids, sauropods, hadrosaurids, ceratopsians, pterosaurs, mosasaurs and many more wonderful prehistoric animals. Music composed by Hans Zimmer and is praised for its gorgeous CGI, even giving movies a run for its money, and its scientifically up-to-date models of said creatures.

“You wanna watch Jurassic World Dominion or Prehistoric Planet?”
“Prehistoric Planet, heard it’s a good documentary”

Prehistoric Planet by writer Dino August 13, 2022