16 definitions by Mliv

Clam lips

Ones lips after gives a blow job. The lips are dry and chapped and has the taste of salt from the fluids coming out of the male reproductive organ.

by Mliv April 18, 2020

by Mliv March 16, 2020

1.)One that uses old comebacks to make someone feel shitty about themselves.
2.) millipede or any type of pede

“Becky is such a prehistoric bitch calling me fat like my mom ”
“Becky’s body looks like a prehistoric bitch”

by Mliv April 18, 2020

a better, less offensive term for a person in a wheelchair

Yes, I’m aware I have no movement in my legs Karen, but calling me dIsAbLeD doesn’t help. I’d prefer rampster.

by Mliv March 18, 2020

I tried to clap that, but got too disgusted by her rump bumps

by Mliv March 16, 2020

V. The act of hitting someone in the head with a clenched fist

My mom bonked me because I didn’t take the chicks out of the freezer

by Mliv July 18, 2020

Diabetics eat all the sugar they can and all collectively take insulin together #rideordie

You goin to the insulin party tonight Chad?

by Mliv March 16, 2020